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I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole

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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2018, 03:07:12 PM »
If I were Trump I would have but then again I would have railed a midget.
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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2018, 03:10:56 PM »
Wouldn’t you, for 130k?

There are a few others on here that would for free.
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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2018, 03:15:19 PM »
Porn stars aren't hookers. 

I'll allow it. 

Besides:



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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2018, 03:30:51 PM »
I was just saying today how I wish someone would fuck me for just $50,000. 


Guess I'll just stick to cousins for free.
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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2018, 04:36:36 PM »
This is news?  Who wouldn't?
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2018, 04:43:56 PM »
This is news?  Who wouldn't?

I wouldn't have paid her shit. 

Yes, I had consenting sex with a porn star.  She liked it.  So did I. 
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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2018, 04:47:35 PM »
I wouldn't have paid her shit. 

Yes, I had consenting sex with a porn star. She liked it.  So did I.

Well, let's be fair here. 
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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2018, 04:50:26 PM »
I wouldn't have paid her shit. 

Yes, I had consenting sex with a porn star.  She liked it.  So did I.
You have the wrong idea here. The consenting sex would be with the Donald.

And he would be sticking his wee wee up your woo woo. And, although I can't say for sure, I seriously doubt he'd pay you 130k to do it.

Like you said, your cousins do it for free.
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2018, 12:57:01 AM »
Look ma. I threw the spaghetti on the wall. It didn't stick...again!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2018, 09:00:03 PM »
The only thing faker than this report is her breastses.
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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2018, 04:17:05 PM »
This is news?  Who wouldn't?
Exactly. I'm just wondering though, did he fuck her before or after telling her that she reminded him of his daughter Ivanka.
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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2018, 04:59:17 PM »
Exactly. I'm just wondering though, did he fuck her before or after telling her that she reminded him of his daughter Ivanka.
No offense but I don’t think Donald would go to bed with you.
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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2018, 07:09:24 PM »
Exactly. I'm just wondering though, did he fuck her before or after telling her that she reminded him of his daughter Ivanka.

Crazy how you were there during all these private and intimate moments.
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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2018, 11:55:46 PM »
Crazy how you were there during all these private and intimate moments.


Underaged hookers and blow baby.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2018, 06:47:28 AM »
What I found most interesting about this was a whining, mewling editorial I ran across on NOLA.  The gist was essentially "b-b-b-but WHY aren't you outraged?"

These stupid liberals just can't understand the basics. 

The economy is strong.  Industry is investing in America again.  Trump's policies have created more jobs for black folks in a year than Obama did in eight combined. 

The country is safer. We've regained our position as the top dog on the planet.

B-b-b-but he eats Kentucky Fried Chicken and McDonalds!  He's clearly insane!

They can keep crying about collusion (which was Clinton) as the second best president of my lifetime makes good on the campaign promises he made -- which is so unusual that the Washington cabal can't stand it or him. 
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« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2018, 07:16:51 AM »
B-b-b-but he eats Kentucky Fried Chicken and McDonalds!  He's clearly insane!

BUY AMERICAN, BABY!

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2018, 05:30:52 PM »
Crazy how you were there during all these private and intimate moments.
Crazy how that was a statement from her.
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Re: I'll Bet She Let Him Put It In Her Shithole
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2018, 07:54:53 PM »
Crazy how that was a statement from her.

so you heard and know this first hand....right?
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2018, 08:56:58 PM »
so you heard and know this first hand....right?
Lemme guess, you don't believe a word of it...Trump's $130k to her to keep quiet means nothing happened...smh.
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs