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Jmar Birthday

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Jmar Birthday
« on: October 13, 2017, 11:40:03 AM »
Happy Birthday Jmar. I'll be supervising preparations for ambush of deer and game day tomorrow. So, early one.

I didn't know you'd gotten so old. Please advise when you go into a home, if possible.

I could spend some quality afternoons thumping you in the ears, if you can't turn around. And I'd get a big kick watching you fall too. Please get someone ne in your family to inform us when they take you.
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2017, 11:50:15 AM »
Happy Birthday Jmar. I'll be supervising preparations for ambush of deer and game day tomorrow. So, early one.

I didn't know you'd gotten so old. Please advise when you go into a home, if possible.

I could spend some quality afternoons thumping you in the ears, if you can't turn around. And I'd get a big kick watching you fall too. Please get someone ne in your family to inform us when they take you.
Thanks.
I'm ready to go but not to no home. Say where does WT have his deer hunting set-up these days?
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2017, 11:51:43 AM »
Happy Birthday!!
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2017, 12:14:57 PM »
Candles. Blow.  If you are aware of the stage of minus the actual earth rotation? Astro. 

Sense.
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2017, 12:35:42 PM »
I don't know any hikoos. So a simple HBD will have to do!
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2017, 01:03:18 PM »
Thanks.
I'm ready to go but not to no home. Say where does WT have his deer hunting set-up these days?
I'm not a deer hunter jmar. Going to help my sons and a friend in coffee county.

I like to dove hunt occasionally. Quail hunted some as a kid but nothing else.
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2017, 01:53:59 PM »
Happy day, jmar
Hope you stay out of the home
Wheelchair bolts are loose
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2017, 03:08:47 PM »
You so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to yo' mama's apartment.

Happy Day, j.
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2017, 08:19:39 PM »
where does WT have his deer hunting set-up these days?
The Jubilee Farms petting zoo over in Opelika.

Happy birthday, J!
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2017, 09:20:58 AM »
Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes. Just need to finish off the swamp tigers to make it complete.
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2017, 10:25:50 AM »
Happy purple ridge day of that hat for the trees. Light one tight yet hold for the others mind you.
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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2017, 12:20:58 PM »
Happy purple ridge day of that hat for the trees. Light one tight yet hold for the others mind you.
Please stop. It's just too much love GH.
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2017, 09:03:47 PM »
Happy Birthday to my favorite xer.
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2017, 10:52:12 PM »
Please stop. It's just too much love GH.

The welcome is yours of it
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2017, 11:02:25 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2017, 06:41:37 PM »
Somehow I missed this Bday post and I feel kind of bad about it because I try to make sure I tell everyone happy birthday no matter what. 

Since I'm really late I considered making a rambling post about nothing because that was my first real impression of Jmar.  Some incoherent meth addict who was just looking to kill some time between foil hits and also found an Auburn shirt in the goodwill box so he/she (don't know if that's ever been addressed?) decided to give it a shot.  He/she was then hammered justly for said ramblings but got better at the postings.  Then I considered that maybe he/she was just an old fuck who was simply trying to figure out the interwebs.  Either way, I decided that although I care that I missed the birthday post by a few days, I really don't give a shit enough to expend any brain power into making a cleverly thought out incoherent post.  So instead I searched jmar's very first post and decided that I would just repost it. 

So here it is.......

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I have been trying in recent days to make something of this topic but most responses indicate that it is only natural for a coordinator to aspire to be a head coach. But Malzahn seems more along the lines of Homer Smith or Al Borges.
How much available prime land surrounds Auburn and is Malzahn interested in vineyards or orchards?  What are his interests besides drawing up plays and drinking coffee?  Can he be a straight man for Barbara Dooley should the gig reappear? Will he eat breakfast where Pat Dye frequents?  And how big of a Cowboy fan can the guy be?

Happy belated Birthday Jmar!
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2017, 06:53:55 PM »
Somehow I missed this Bday post and I feel kind of bad about it because I try to make sure I tell everyone happy birthday no matter what. 

Since I'm really late I considered making a rambling post about nothing because that was my first real impression of Jmar.  Some incoherent meth addict who was just looking to kill some time between foil hits and also found an Auburn shirt in the goodwill box so he/she (don't know if that's ever been addressed?) decided to give it a shot.  He/she was then hammered justly for said ramblings but got better at the postings.  Then I considered that maybe he/she was just an old fuck who was simply trying to figure out the interwebs.  Either way, I decided that although I care that I missed the birthday post by a few days, I really don't give a shit enough to expend any brain power into making a cleverly thought out incoherent post.  So instead I searched jmar's very first post and decided that I would just repost it. 

So here it is.......

Happy belated Birthday Jmar!
Nice touch Token.
Thanks for the effort.
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2017, 07:21:12 PM »
Somehow I missed this Bday post and I feel kind of bad about it because I try to make sure I tell everyone happy birthday no matter what. 

Since I'm really late I considered making a rambling post about nothing because that was my first real impression of Jmar.  Some incoherent meth addict who was just looking to kill some time between foil hits and also found an Auburn shirt in the goodwill box so he/she (don't know if that's ever been addressed?) decided to give it a shot.  He/she was then hammered justly for said ramblings but got better at the postings.  Then I considered that maybe he/she was just an old fuck who was simply trying to figure out the interwebs.  Either way, I decided that although I care that I missed the birthday post by a few days, I really don't give a shit enough to expend any brain power into making a cleverly thought out incoherent post.  So instead I searched jmar's very first post and decided that I would just repost it. 

So here it is.......

Happy belated Birthday Jmar!
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Re: Jmar Birthday
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2017, 11:43:18 AM »
happy birthday.....ish
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