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First Scrimmage

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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #60 on: August 09, 2017, 02:03:56 PM »
skreets says so.

#micdrop #assservedplatter

Mmmm...platter of ass.
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #61 on: August 09, 2017, 02:53:26 PM »
My inside info is that one of the interceptions was actually after practice in a game of smear the queer.

On an insider's message board, GF is adamant that white is NOT the queer.
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #62 on: August 09, 2017, 03:01:25 PM »
I missed all this earlier this week, but how are you so dead-nuts convinced that Gus isn't covering this up?

First of all, that's a really stupid thing to give so much of a shoot about one way or another, so this whole thing is extremely weird.

It's hard to tell for sure, but according to them, multiple players told reporters this and then "a coach" (Gus) got mad at the press for reporting this and made them retract. Again, a really weird thing to care so much about, especially in the first practice.

Given AL.com's history, though, it's entirely possible that they exaggerated the "multiple players" thing and it really was just Darrell Williams and he really did just "misremember" who threw the picks, but that seems weird to "misremember" who threw the multiple picks your unit was defending too.

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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #63 on: August 09, 2017, 03:13:59 PM »
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #64 on: August 09, 2017, 05:50:58 PM »
Well it looks as if Davidson will play half crippled like White did last season. Time to renew that competition.
It's good you know!
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #65 on: August 09, 2017, 11:43:20 PM »
I missed all this earlier this week, but how are you so dead-nuts convinced that Gus isn't covering this up?

Given AL.com's history...
The last part should clear things up. While bama's Jalen Hurts is getting help from the Aldotcom writers on his upcoming Heisman speech, they'll spin anything positive into a negative about Auburn, including which QB threw the interceptions.
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #66 on: August 10, 2017, 09:08:48 AM »
skreets says so.

#micdrop #assservedplatter

Skreets > horses mouth
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« Reply #67 on: August 10, 2017, 12:23:50 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #68 on: August 10, 2017, 12:32:50 PM »
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #69 on: August 10, 2017, 12:59:05 PM »
Welcome to 2008.
Given CCTAU's history with internet news sites, I think he thought that was a legitimate news source.
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #70 on: August 10, 2017, 01:12:43 PM »
Latest word from al.com. 

Abusive coaches bullied Auburn quarterbacks into four interceptions. Two were returned for touchdowns. One was returned for a field goal.  The fourth was fumbled into the stands where it hit an elderly stadium worker in the eye, causing total blindness.  Nick Saban heard about her plight, took his invisible plane to Auburn and prayed over her. She was miraculously healed and simultaneously impregnated with twins who will grow up to be 5* linemen.  Both have already committed to Alabama.

Also from al.com:
Stidham sucks. His girlfriend is not as hot as Jalen Hurts' boyfriend.
Returning an interception for a field goal is hard todo...must have a bad ass long snapper to snap the ball on the fly.
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #71 on: August 10, 2017, 02:13:49 PM »
Returning an interception for a field goal is hard todo...must have a bad ass long snapper to snap the ball on the fly.

Snags? Thoughts?
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #72 on: August 10, 2017, 02:15:59 PM »
Snags? Thoughts?

Hold on.  I have to go clean up.
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #73 on: August 10, 2017, 02:43:17 PM »
Welcome to 2008.

Some things I am just figuring out.

But a Rick Roll is forever!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Snaggletiger

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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #74 on: August 10, 2017, 02:53:21 PM »
Some things I am just figuring out.

But a Rick Roll is forever!

At first I was like "WHAAAAAAAAAT" and then was all like, "Damn, Rick Rolled again".
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Re: First Scrimmage
« Reply #75 on: August 10, 2017, 07:27:45 PM »
It's not cool to Rick Roll WT.
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