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Congrats on the new job, Prowler

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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2017, 04:11:08 PM »
Do you dip your fries in the frosty?  My daughter does that.  That's sack-religious as far as I'm concerned but she's not the only one I've seen do it.

The sweet and salty, I know somebody who use to eat cashews and jelly beans together.
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2017, 04:30:25 PM »
Mini does the fries in the frosty thing.  I don't see the draw, but he loves it.
Cashews and M&Ms together are the bombdiggity tho.
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2017, 04:39:25 PM »
I know this is going to sound totally weird and I'm hesitant to admit it, but I love eating either pretzels or peanuts while I'm drinking beer. 

I know, right?

And I guess while I'm revealing all my quirky habits, I'll go ahead and tell you....I just love a big glass of milk with a chocolate-iced, glazed donut.   :facepalm:
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2017, 04:44:55 PM »
I know this is going to sound totally weird and I'm hesitant to admit it, but I love eating either pretzels or peanuts while I'm drinking beer. 

I know, right?

And I guess while I'm revealing all my quirky habits, I'll go ahead and tell you....I just love a big glass of milk with a chocolate-iced, glazed donut.   :facepalm:

I just clicked on this thread for the first time, and now I know what it must feel like to attend an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. 
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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2017, 04:52:13 PM »
I love sipping pappy van winkle 20 while smoking an expensive cigar that I can't remember the name of on someone else's dime in a Mississippi casino.
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2017, 04:53:06 PM »
I know this is going to sound totally weird and I'm hesitant to admit it, but I love eating either pretzels or peanuts while I'm drinking beer. 

I know, right?

And I guess while I'm revealing all my quirky habits, I'll go ahead and tell you....I just love a big glass of milk with a chocolate-iced, glazed donut.   :facepalm:


After coming back from a deployment, you had a bunch of tired, hungry, thirsty 101st Airborne troops. Almost to a man the first thing they wanted was a tall glass of????????










Real milk.
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2017, 04:53:30 PM »
I just clicked on this thread for the first time, and now I know what it must feel like to attend an Overeaters Anonymous meeting.

I'm Snags and I'm morbidly obese.

HI SNAAAAGS!
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2017, 04:53:45 PM »
If you don't dip your fries into your frosty, then you are un-American. (PERIOD)
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2017, 04:54:00 PM »

After coming back from a deployment, you had a bunch of tired, hungry, thirsty 101st Airborne troops. Almost to a man the first think they wanted was a tall glass of????????










Real milk.

Breast milk?
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #49 on: March 23, 2017, 04:54:56 PM »
Breast milk?


That was the evening drink of choice.   
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #50 on: March 23, 2017, 04:56:12 PM »
If you don't dip your fries into your frosty, then you are un-American. (PERIOD)

We're going to stop illegal immigration.

We're going to repeal ObamaCare.

We're going to do away with NAFTA and bring jobs back to America.

And there will be a fry in everyone's Frosty.
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« Reply #51 on: March 23, 2017, 04:56:23 PM »

That was the evening drink of choice.

Good thing Jody knocked her up while you were gone.
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #52 on: March 23, 2017, 04:58:12 PM »
I love sipping pappy van winkle 20 while smoking an expensive cigar that I can't remember the name of on someone else's dime in a Mississippi casino.

I think Sani and GF are gonna' jizz their Cam Newton Underoos when they read this.
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #53 on: March 23, 2017, 04:59:45 PM »
I know this is going to sound totally weird and I'm hesitant to admit it, but I love eating either pretzels or peanuts while I'm drinking beer. 

I know, right?

And I guess while I'm revealing all my quirky habits, I'll go ahead and tell you....I just love a big glass of milk with a chocolate-iced, glazed donut.   :facepalm:
I love sipping pappy van winkle 20 while smoking an expensive cigar that I can't remember the name of on someone else's dime in a Mississippi casino.
I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I like when a lady puts my penis in her mouth until I ejaculate.
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #54 on: March 23, 2017, 05:00:05 PM »
Good thing Jody knocked her up while you were gone.


Don't ask ,don't tell was word back then.


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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #55 on: March 23, 2017, 05:10:52 PM »
I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I like when a lady puts my penis in her mouth until I ejaculate.

My God, you are SICK, man.
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #56 on: March 23, 2017, 05:33:24 PM »
Good thing Jody knocked her up while you were gone.

It's ok, he took a 96.
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #57 on: March 23, 2017, 06:50:32 PM »
These pretzels are making me thirsty
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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #58 on: March 23, 2017, 07:06:44 PM »
Side hijack

Anybody put salted peanuts into a glass bottle of Coke (or Mt. Dew?)

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Re: Congrats on the new job, Prowler
« Reply #59 on: March 23, 2017, 07:12:50 PM »
Side hijack

Anybody put salted peanuts into a glass bottle of Coke (or Mt. Dew?)

Unless this is a movie quote it can't be officially recognized as a thread hijack.
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