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This guy has the ear of the President...

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This guy has the ear of the President...
« on: March 13, 2017, 11:58:19 PM »


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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2017, 08:31:57 AM »


He's got a bad case of the dumbass
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2017, 09:24:38 AM »
:facepalm:

Really think we should get a TigersX fight night.

Wiregrass vs Chad in the undercard
Prowler vs Kaos in the main event.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2017, 09:32:47 AM »
Really think we should get a TigersX fight night.

Wiregrass vs Chad in the undercard
Prowler vs Kaos in the main event.

Wait, I want some of that Chinook fella'.  He said mean spirited things about my testicles.  I told my wife and she wasn't happy.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2017, 09:32:58 AM »
Really think we should get a TigersX fight night.

Wiregrass vs Chad in the undercard
Prowler vs Kaos in the main event.

Needs to be a tag team. 
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2017, 09:33:48 AM »
I'm thinking Royal Rumble.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2017, 09:46:46 AM »
Really think we should get a TigersX fight night.

Wiregrass vs Chad in the undercard
Prowler vs Kaos in the main event.

Having met all parties I can confidently predict the winners.

Chad and Prowler would dominate.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2017, 09:50:29 AM »
Having met all parties I can confidently predict the winners.

Chad and Prowler would dominate.

See, I think wiregrass wouldn't think twice about throwing sand in Chad's eye.  He's a sneaky mother fucker.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2017, 09:52:00 AM »
See, I think wiregrass wouldn't think twice about throwing sand in Chad's eye.  He's a sneaky mother fucker.

He's been known to sneak a "foreign object" into the ring.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2017, 09:58:02 AM »
See, I think wiregrass wouldn't think twice about throwing sand in Chad's eye.  He's a sneaky mother fucker.

Hes a wiley one. The ric flair of the X.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2017, 10:44:02 AM »
Wait, I want some of that Chinook fella'.  He said mean spirited things about my testicles.  I told my wife and she wasn't happy.
That wouldn't even be worth the price of admission.  Snagette would kill him.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2017, 10:48:56 AM »
That wouldn't even be worth the price of admission.  Snagette would kill him.

The one who taketh the nuts versus the one laughs at the taking of the nuts. It will be BANANAS.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2017, 10:58:26 AM »
That wouldn't even be worth the price of admission.  Snagette would kill him.

No shit.  Nook would immediately go for a nut shot.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2017, 11:01:38 AM »
Having met all parties I can confidently predict the winners.

Chad and Prowler would dominate.

I got old man strength.  Don't underestimate that. 
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2017, 11:08:07 AM »
I got old man strength.  Don't underestimate that.

Retard strength > old man strength.

Don't take it personal, retards are hell in a fight. They're too fucking stupid to know when their arm is being broken. Or the basic economics of why healthcare can't be free.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2017, 11:26:57 AM »
Retard strength > old man strength.

Don't take it personal, retards are hell in a fight. They're too fucking stupid to know when their arm is being broken. Or the basic economics of why healthcare can't be free.

Prowler = Rhonda Rousey. Would start wheezing like he had emphysema after 30 seconds. Kaos got old man endurance. You know about endurance now Token.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2017, 11:27:32 AM »
Retard Strong is a very real thing.
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2017, 11:28:31 AM »
Retard strength > old man strength.

Don't take it personal, retards are hell in a fight. They're too fucking stupid to know when their arm is being broken. Or the basic economics of why healthcare can't be free.

Hmmm.  Good point.  When I coached football I had one of those. Kid got his arm stepped on and it was broken so bad the bone was jabbing out.  He wanted me to hide him from the trainer, tape it up and let him go back in the game. 

If I'm going to fight, I want to fight somebody I can possibly hurt.   

That does create a conundrum, however.  If I hurt Prowler he's going to want me to pay for his medical bills.  The cost of putting his teeth back in after I pop them out like corn kernels with my mini baseball bat would be prohibitive.  So what would that accomplish?  Either way he thinks I should pay his expenses.

It's like the Kobayashi Maru. 
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2017, 11:29:51 AM »
Retard Strong is a very real thing.

Ya know, of this talk above about prowler and retards is very offensive. What did retards do to you guys to have y'all drag them down into prowler's world?
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Re: This guy has the ear of the President...
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2017, 11:38:25 AM »
Prowler = Rhonda Rousey. Would start wheezing like he had emphysema after 30 seconds. Kaos got old man endurance. You know about endurance now Token.

I agree with you, however I contend that retards don't know they are actually tired.  They just keep going.  In the event that prowler isn't actually a retard, I'd give K a fighting chance.
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