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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2017, 10:11:17 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 03, 2017, 09:43:52 AM
Du Quois: This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.

Deja Vu: Haven't we met before monsieur ?

My uncle was born in America, but he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2017, 10:23:57 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 03, 2017, 10:11:17 AM
My uncle was born in America, but he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.


Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?

In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.
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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2017, 10:33:45 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 03, 2017, 10:23:57 AM

Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?

In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.

Only a year ago, I was teaching a course in black history at the University of Blaupunkt.
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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2017, 11:09:11 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on February 03, 2017, 10:33:45 AM
Only a year ago, I was teaching a course in black history at the University of Blaupunkt.

Well, Mr. Rivers, it seems that you have become- How do you say indispensable?

Indispensable.

That's what I thought.
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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2017, 12:45:53 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 03, 2017, 11:09:11 AM
Well, Mr. Rivers, it seems that you have become- How do you say indispensable?

Indispensable.

That's what I thought.

If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2017, 02:39:36 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 03, 2017, 12:45:53 PM
If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.


It was a Russian ship. They taught me all about you imperialist swine. I was exposed to the works of great thinkers - Karl Marx, Lenin, L. Ron Hubbard, Freddie Laker.
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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2017, 03:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 03, 2017, 02:39:36 PM

It was a Russian ship. They taught me all about you imperialist swine. I was exposed to the works of great thinkers - Karl Marx, Lenin, L. Ron Hubbard, Freddie Laker.

How do we know he's NOT Mel Torme?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2017, 03:23:11 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 03, 2017, 03:14:27 PM
How do we know he's NOT Mel Torme?

The Velvet Fog?

All I know of Torme I learned watching Night Court ...and lusting after Markie Post.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2017, 04:06:58 PM »
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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2017, 06:00:45 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 03, 2017, 03:23:11 PM
.and lusting after Markie Post.

Again we agree.
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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #30 on: February 03, 2017, 06:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 03, 2017, 06:00:45 PM
Again we agree.

yeah...i would grab her by the pussy.
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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #31 on: February 03, 2017, 07:00:27 PM »
Quote from: chinook on February 03, 2017, 06:12:28 PM
yeah...i would grab her by the pussy.

You missahginist...mysogenast...massageinist.  Trump supporter. 
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Re: Seven random thoughts
« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2017, 08:49:42 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 03, 2017, 07:00:27 PM
You missahginist...mysogenast...massageinist.  Trump supporter.

Xenophobic, homophobic, racist. Well you get the idea.
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