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Would you...?
« on: January 21, 2017, 08:17:11 PM »
Would you lick the ass of the woman you were having sex with? And I mean the hole.
What would be your conditions?
Reciprocation or something else?
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2017, 08:28:44 PM »
Would you lick the ass of the woman you were having sex with? And I mean the hole.
What would be your conditions?
Reciprocation or something else?

Sometimes shit just happens when all that is going down and you have to block it out later. 

Yes.  Yes. Definitely. 

There is no quid pro.  And no conditions unless it's just some random skank you just met.

Why is this a topic?
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2017, 08:49:56 PM »
No hesitation whatsoever.
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2017, 09:28:37 PM »

Why is this a topic?

I couldn't sleep last night and went down some strange rabbit holes on youtube. I came across this clip from a show I don't really care for and it got the wheels turning and wondering.

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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2017, 10:31:38 PM »
Would.

Have.

Likely will again.
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2017, 11:11:09 PM »
Would.

Have.

Likely will again.

I don't see the point of this thread. 
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2017, 11:40:14 PM »
It's ironic that all of the posters who have participated in your poll so far are homos.

Except me, of course.
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2017, 11:59:03 AM »
I'll stick my tongue wherever they let me stick my dick in later.
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2017, 01:14:21 PM »
Another tough question:

Would you accept $1M from a friend with no strings attached?
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2017, 01:17:53 PM »
Just make sure she's showered recently.  Unless you're in to that type of thing....
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2017, 01:47:53 PM »
What if it was Mrs. Malzahn?
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2017, 03:23:27 PM »
Why is this even a question? 
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2017, 03:53:14 PM »
Why is this even a question?

Hear here!
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2017, 08:22:40 PM »
No hesitation whatsoever.

Just a normal Thursday night at the snags' estate.
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2017, 08:30:30 PM »
Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!
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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2017, 02:31:17 PM »
Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!

Unless he wanted you to play in both
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2017, 02:44:16 PM »
Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!

Technically he put part of the sewage system right in the middle of the playground.
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« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2017, 06:14:57 PM »
Can't believe nobody picked up on that movie quote. 
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« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2017, 10:40:21 PM »
Can't believe nobody picked up on that movie quote.

I'm more a Buffy guy myself. Never cared much for Veronica Mars. The Dracula musical was straight fire though back in the day.
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Re: Would you...?
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2017, 09:44:08 AM »
Just curious.

Do you know a woman who desires a tongue lashing for her special star? 
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