Now that it's Trump...

[Snaggletiger]

Dude I don't care. I was fucking with you. You took that one way more serious than I. In regards to who runs the country I don't see how the intent of the pyramids is very relevant. Yes Carson has said a few things that have made me go "huh?". He's a seventh day Adventist. They have some different beliefs for sure. Thing is I just don't care. That's their right. As long as they aren't making me believe it. Comprende amigo?

I love it when you talk Italian.

[GH2001]

I love it when you talk Italian.

I'm going to have to speak dumbassery, his native tongue - if he keeps it up.

[AUChizad]

Pretty sure Ben Carson will have no part in what goes in a text book. You guys are paranoid as shit about anything related to religion. It's his own personal belief. Everyone in office has them. He isn't gonna hijack your textbooks. We'd hate to have schools indoctrinate kids. Or... Too late.

Are you aware of what the Secretary of Education does?

[Kaos]

Are you aware of what the Secretary of Education does?

Secretaties take dicttation. 

Why do you always want to label people?

[GH2001]

Are you aware of what the Secretary of Education does?

Start wars? Eat sandwiches? No I'm a fucking idiot. So is everyone else that doesn't agree with anything you two say. You guys keep trotting out your elitist condescending remarks like petulant brats while ignoring that is what got you here in this spot that you hate so much. But to answer you...

NOT publish religion textbooks. You know religion is not a required standard in any public school correct?

Sec of Ed duties: Collect a salary, implement common core bullshit "standards", focus too much on forced test scores, talk about how much we've improved yet have so far to go, ignore the need for charter schools, dish out monies to state govts, start really important sounding initiatives, talk about diversity some more. It's a real gravy job.

All that said, it's more than likely a moot point. There are 1000 people more qualified to have that position over Carson. You guys are losing your shit over some stuff that isn't gonna happen (force you to pledge allegiance to Jesus). In a way it's frustrating but at the same time it's hilarious.

[AUChizad]

Sec of Ed duties: Collect a salary, implement common core bullshit "standards", focus too much on forced test scores, talk about how much we've improved yet have so far to go, ignore the need for charter schools, dish out monies to state govts, start really important sounding initiatives, talk about diversity some more. It's a real gravy job.

So you're saying they set curriculums? They implement "standards"? You're sarcastically saying the "talk about diversity some more", but you can't IMAGINE them possibly injecting some 7th day adventism bullshit into the curriculum?

[AUChizad]

Crisis averted.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-carson-idUSKBN13A26M

[Kaos]

So you're saying they set curriculums? They implement "standards"? You're sarcastically saying the "talk about diversity some more", but you can't IMAGINE them possibly injecting some 7th day adventism bullshit into the curriculum?

No. No I can't.  No more than I can imagine a Jew inserting some of that Torah bullshit in there.  Or a catholic inserting some of that pope bullshit in there. Or a black inserting some of that n***er bullshit in there. 

Do you have any clue how hateful, hysterical and offensive your comments are?

[The Prowler]

If you identify as a socialist you should be in a work camp somewhere.  Nothing has ever failed as hard on a global scale as socialism.

There's a key word that you continue to forget, Democratic.

[War Eagle!!!]

There's a key word that you continue to forget, Democratic.

Correct. We get to elect the Socialist we want to fuck us...

[Kaos]

Some appointments I'd like to see:

Kid Rock as Secretary of the Party

Sarah Palin as MILF of State

Mike Ditka as Secretary of the 4-6 Defense

Scott Baio as Secretary of Nostalgia

Pete Rose for Secretary of the Halls of Fame

Ted Nugent as Secretary of the Outside Areas

Clint Eastwood as Secretary of the Lawn

Mike Tyson as Secretary of the Ring.  And Tigers.

Jon Voight as Secretary of Deportation.  In charge of removing all celebrities from the US who pledged to leave if Trump won.  Dennis Rodman can be undersecretary along with Bobby Knight and Jesse James.



FWIW, any of these cabinet positions are just as worthwhile as most that actually exist. 

[The Prowler]

...Or a black inserting some of that n***er bullshit in there. 

Do you have any clue how hateful, hysterical and offensive your comments are?

Do you?

[Kaos]

Do you?

I've got a pot of dirt smarter than you, son.  Don't ask me why I have a pot of dirt.

[The Prowler]

Don't ask me why I have a pot of dirt.

Because you're a moron. That's why.

[Snaggletiger]

Whatcha' got there, Brian?

It's a cup.  With dirt in it.  I call it cup of dirt.  Just put an F on there and move on.

[The Prowler]

Whatcha' got there, Brian?

It's a cup.  With dirt in it.  I call it cup of dirt.  Just put an F on there and move on.

[chinook]

Well, being that I'm part Danish (Nordic), part German...brown hair and blue eyes. You need to recheck the list to see if you're on it, shithead.

You didn't indicate what part of your body is Danish ...are we to assume it's your double chin and belly?

btw it appears Carson has indicated he'll decline a cabinet position. 



 

[Token]

You didn't indicate what part of your body is Danish ...are we to assume it's your double chin and belly?

btw it appears Carson has indicated he'll decline a cabinet position.

It's a knife fight in here. Or is that Trump's campaign?  I'm confused.

[The Prowler]

You didn't indicate what part of your body is Danish ...are we to assume it's your double chin and belly?

It's more of my desire to rape, pillage, steal, & rape...you know, Viking type shit.

[jmar]

It's a knife fight in here. Or is that Trump's campaign?  I'm confused.

Kaos wants to shag sexy, though recently deranged Sarah Palin. She might be of a protected class under the law given that she's batshit crazy.
Okay maybe that one slides.

But no fucking way does Pete Rose get an appointment after that performance doing commentary at the World Series with Frank Thomas.
Unforgivable!

Okay with the rest of his cabinet.