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Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me

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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2016, 04:32:29 PM »
When was the last time he looked like he was having fun?

When he was driving Maria Taylor around campus in his i8.
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2016, 06:06:26 PM »
Does 6 wins get him fired? If so, it's an expensive move. The buyout makes another year look likely.

I know I'm not contributing 5 mil this year to make up the difference.
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2016, 06:10:55 PM »
The only way Gus is gone this year is if Uncle Milt pones up the dough.
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« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2016, 06:20:11 PM »
Soooo...clean the slate. Fire Jay Jacobs and Malzahn, they can help each other pack. Hire someone that will retain the entire Defensive staff. Make Kevin Steele HC and have him bring in Houston's offensive staff...Championship.
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« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2016, 08:15:13 PM »
Soooo...clean the slate. Fire Jay Jacobs and Malzahn, they can help each other pack. Hire someone that will retain the entire Defensive staff. Make Kevin Steele HC and have him bring in Houston's offensive staff...Championship.
I though about this and CCTAU's post in the other thread and I like mine better. Just make Garner the interim, leave Steel to business at hand and kick start this search ahead of the pack. Jacob's is in the way and that ain't changing anymore than that buyout disappears. Tick, tick, tick!

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« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2016, 08:52:04 AM »
Soooo...clean the slate. Fire Jay Jacobs and Malzahn, they can help each other pack.

And firing them both in December would set Auburn back about 15 Million.  Ain't gonna happen.  Especially with a president on the way out who would have to hire a new AD.  He's going to leave this mess for the new guy.  I think we're stuck with both Gus and Jay through 2017.
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2016, 09:07:10 AM »
And firing them both in December would set Auburn back about 15 Million.  Ain't gonna happen.  Especially with a president on the way out who would have to hire a new AD.  He's going to leave this mess for the new guy.  I think we're stuck with both Gus and Jay through 2017.

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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2016, 09:07:16 AM »
And firing them both in December would set Auburn back about 15 Million.  Ain't gonna happen.  Especially with a president on the way out who would have to hire a new AD.  He's going to leave this mess for the new guy.  I think we're stuck with both Gus and Jay through 2017.

What if...That was just the thing we need. CGM actually grows into a great HC. Something we might not have seen if we dumped him now.














I'm trying to let the meds kick in and sooth my soul...
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« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2016, 12:06:02 PM »
And firing them both in December would set Auburn back about 15 Million.  Ain't gonna happen.  Especially with a president on the way out who would have to hire a new AD.  He's going to leave this mess for the new guy.  I think we're stuck with both Gus and Jay through 2017.
They can sell that big screen TV on Ebay and make up the difference.
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2016, 12:15:46 PM »
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« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2016, 12:16:13 PM »
And firing them both in December would set Auburn back about 15 Million.  Ain't gonna happen.  Especially with a president on the way out who would have to hire a new AD.  He's going to leave this mess for the new guy.  I think we're stuck with both Gus and Jay through 2017.

Add to this the probable multi-million dollah buyout to lure a decent corch away from another school.  We've got us some Gus-n-Jay for a while.
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2016, 12:38:56 PM »
Add to this the probable multi-million dollah buyout to lure a decent corch away from another school.  We've got us some Gus-n-Jay for a while.
Can we file a class action against those who have caused this mental anguish?
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2016, 01:32:01 PM »
Can we file a class action against those who have caused this mental anguish?

Even players?
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2016, 02:06:13 PM »
When he was driving Maria Taylor around campus in his i8.

Maria Taylor....mmmmmm.
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2016, 02:20:44 PM »
Maria Taylor....mmmmmm.
I say give D Craig a shot, if we miss on Patterson.
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2016, 03:37:25 PM »
I say give D Craig a shot, if we miss on Patterson.

We do that and we are back to being the talk of the NCAA.  Not for any other reason than us hiring a minority to be the head coach of a once elite program.
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2016, 03:39:55 PM »
We do that and we are back to being the talk of the NCAA.  Not for any other reason than us hiring a minority to be the head coach of a once elite program.
It's all Gucci
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2016, 04:05:42 PM »
I say give D Craig a shot, if we miss on Patterson.
Why do we have the same "QB coach/OC." Most programs get rid of coordinator if he isn't delivering. There's no change just a guy that says we are close yet still clinging to Lashlee. And now we have Hand as well. Between the three of them one would think they could get it right.
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2016, 04:09:52 PM »
Why do we have the same "QB coach/OC." Most programs get rid of coordinator if he isn't delivering. There's no change just a guy that says we are close yet still clinging to Lashlee. And now we have Hand as well. Between the three of them one would think they could get it right.


Tackles for loss allowed by teams with Herb Hand coaching offensive line. (pinched from bookface)
â—¦2016: 128th (10.67 per game)
â—¦2015: T-112th (7.23)
â—¦2014: T-123 (7.62)
â—¦2013: T-73rd (6.23)
â—¦2012: T-105th (6.77)
â—¦2011: 110th (7.23)
â—¦2010: T-111th (7.5)
â—¦2009: T-108th (7.33)
â—¦2008: 55th (5.43)
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Re: Scarbinksy Just Depressed Me
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2016, 04:15:56 PM »

Tackles for loss allowed by teams with Herb Hand coaching offensive line. (pinched from bookface)
â—¦2016: 128th (10.67 per game)
â—¦2015: T-112th (7.23)
â—¦2014: T-123 (7.62)
â—¦2013: T-73rd (6.23)
â—¦2012: T-105th (6.77)
â—¦2011: 110th (7.23)
â—¦2010: T-111th (7.5)
â—¦2009: T-108th (7.33)
â—¦2008: 55th (5.43)
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Another butt buddy I suppose.
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