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Pell City Tiger

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56? Holy shit you're old!
« on: June 14, 2016, 12:29:43 PM »
Happy birthday to the world's most hated man!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2016, 12:53:47 PM »
Today is Hillary's birthday?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2016, 01:03:18 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2016, 12:29:43 PM
Happy birthday to the world's most hated man!


 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2016, 01:29:21 PM »
Happy birthday.

Link to gofundme for trip to JHS, please...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Pell City Tiger

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2016, 01:33:34 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 14, 2016, 12:53:47 PM
Today is Hillary's birthday?
The only two differences between her and Dallas is that Hillary is less likely to squat to take a piss and he looks better in a pantsuit.
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Re: 56? Holy shoot you're old!
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2016, 01:40:33 PM »
Happy Birthday! 

I've always wanted to know...was Moses really as great a guy as they say?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

dallaswareagle

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Re: 56? Holy shoot you're old!
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2016, 01:47:47 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 14, 2016, 01:40:33 PM
Happy Birthday! 

I've always wanted to know...was Moses really as great a guy as they say?

I'm telling Mrs. Dallas you are being mean to me.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 56? Holy shoot you're old!
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2016, 01:54:08 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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dallaswareagle

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2016, 02:05:47 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 14, 2016, 01:33:34 PM
The only two differences between her and Dallas is that Hillary is less likely to squat to take a piss and he looks better in a pantsuit.

I don't wear pants suits, now leisure suits well, lets just say.

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2016, 02:22:13 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on June 14, 2016, 01:29:21 PM
Happy birthday.

Link to gofundme for trip to JHS, please...


www.gofundMrandMrsDallastoauburn.com

or

PM me and I'll let you send me cash. (its easier this way)
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2016, 02:33:56 PM »
I hate your birthday.


But have a good one anyway.  :thumsup:
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Re: 56? Holy shoot you're old!
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2016, 02:43:03 PM »
Happy Birthday, D! Hope you get to motorboat later.
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dallaswareagle

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2016, 02:48:05 PM »
I do want to thank everybody, I know everyone of you mean exactly what you say.

 :thumsup: #winning and  :fu:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2016, 03:42:29 PM »
Must be a keen age
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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2016, 03:56:28 PM »
I hope your hair catches on fire when you're blowing out all of those candles and when you bite into it, you discover that it's a shit cake.

I hate you, even on your birthday.
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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2016, 03:56:44 PM »
Happy Birthday damned snot nosed punk kid   :aubie:
« Last Edit: June 14, 2016, 08:51:00 PM by oldautiger »
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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2016, 04:21:01 PM »
You so old, you knew Cap'n Crunch when he was still a Private.
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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2016, 04:30:00 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 04:21:01 PM
You so old, you knew Cap'n Crunch when he was still a Private.


 When folks started boarding I was third in line for the Arc.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2016, 04:31:03 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2016, 04:30:00 PM

 When folks started boarding I was third in line for the Arc.

Your birth certificate is in Roman Numerals.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: 56? Holy shit you're old!
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2016, 04:35:57 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 14, 2016, 04:31:03 PM
Your birth certificate is in Roman Numerals.

I can't find it right now but I think there is a quote about a " Dallaswareagle misspell thy holy name" in the bible.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'
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