Where's Kim Jong Il?

[GarMan]

This guy's funny to watch...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122096793304014739.html?mod=hpp_us_whats_news

North Korea's Leader May Be
Seriously Ill, U.S. Officials Say
By EVAN RAMSTAD, SIOBHAN GORMAN AND JAY SOLOMON
September 9, 2008 10:56 a.m.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il has suffered serious health problems and is believed to have suffered a stroke within the past month, according to U.S. officials.

Mr. Kim didn't attend the country's 60th anniversary celebration Tuesday, according to news agencies with offices in Pyongyang, reinforcing speculation that he's in poor health after reports that he collapsed last month and has been visited by doctors from China...

Li'l Kim Jong wearing his favorite vintage Vanilla Ice jogging suit.
"I juss repleezentin' wiff my homeez, dawg...  You want sum o' dis?"

[Tarheel]

"Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am!?"

[Tiger Wench]

OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE...

And he doesn't have any psycho kids to succeed him, does he?  Ooooh - a power grab.  Nature abhors a vacuum...

[JohnDeere]

He obviously knows when the summer coat sale at Burlington Coat Factory starts.

[JohnDeere]

OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE...

And he doesn't have any psycho kids to succeed him, does he?  Ooooh - a power grab.  Nature abhors a vacuum...

[ssgaufan]

He obviously knows when the summer coat sale at Burlington Coat Factory starts.

He must have Saban in the car with him.

[Tarheel]

He obviously knows when the summer coat sale at Burlington Coat Factory starts.

I found a fairly good fark of that same picture some time ago; what a "motivational poster" (see below):

[Tiger Wench]

Per Wikipedia - not always totally correct and since this IS North Korea we are talking about, who knows what is true or not.  But the eldest son is 37 now - old enough to take over.  The weird thing is that the Troll Doll's father made his son prominent and gave him powerful offices and positions in government before the father's death, so the transition would be easy.  Troll Doll has not done this, to my knowledge.

There is no official information available about Kim Jong-il's marital history, but he is believed to have been officially married once, and that he has three mistresses:

Kim married his first wife, Kim Young-suk, after being forced by his father to marry the daughter of a senior military official — the two have been estranged for some years. Kim has a daughter from this marriage, Kim Sul-song (born 1974).

Kim's first mistress, Song Hye-rim, was not officially recognized and after years of estrangement she is believed to have died in Moscow in the Central Clinical Hospital in 2002. They had one son, Kim Jong-nam (born 1971) who is Kim Jong-il's eldest son.

His second mistress, Ko Young-hee, had taken over the role of First Lady until her death — reportedly of cancer — in 2004. They had two sons, Kim Jong-chul, in 1981, and Kim Jong-un (also "Jong Woon" or "Jong Woong"), in 1984.

Since Ko's death, Kim has been living with Kim Ok, his third mistress, who had served as his personal secretary since the 1980s.

[Tarheel]

Per Wikipedia - not always totally correct and since this IS North Korea we are talking about, who knows what is true or not.  But the eldest son is 37 now - old enough to take over.  The weird thing is that the Troll Doll's father made his son prominent and gave him powerful offices and positions in government before the father's death, so the transition would be easy.  Troll Doll has not done this, to my knowledge.

They'll probably treat him the same way that I think the Cuban-comms are propping up Fidel; like a demented version of "Weekend at Bernies" North Korean style.  I think some of them still think that Kim Il-Sung (Kim Jong mentally-ill's father) is still alive.

I'm laughing my ass off over your use of the term "Troll Doll"!  Too funny!