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Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« on: April 22, 2016, 11:16:37 AM »
The light bulb that's been flickering for years seems to pop on more and more these days.  I have those "Oh shit....really?" moments all the time now.

The deep voiced Allstate pitch man is Pedro Serrano.  I realize I'm the only person on the planet that didn't know that.  Jobu apparently vexed my ability to put 2 and 2 together.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.   
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2016, 11:17:32 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2016, 11:16:37 AM
The light bulb that's been flickering for years seems to pop on more and more these days.  I have those "Oh shit....really?" moments all the time now.

The deep voiced Allstate pitch man is Pedro Serrano.  I realize I'm the only person on the planet that didn't know that.  Jobu apparently vexed my ability to put 2 and 2 together.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Damn dude.

He was also on "The Unit".
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2016, 11:19:41 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on April 22, 2016, 11:17:32 AM
Damn dude.

He was also on "The Unit".

What's "The Unit"? 
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2016, 11:20:34 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on April 22, 2016, 11:17:32 AM
Damn dude.

He was also on "The Unit".

President Palmer lives!
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2016, 11:33:04 AM »
Okay, now I don't feel as bad.  Much younger.  Much skinnier.  Goatee.  Bald.  Accent.

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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2016, 12:04:48 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on April 22, 2016, 11:17:32 AM
Damn dude.

He was also on "The Unit".


Got his ass kilt as a navy seal.  Fuck Charlie Sheen. 
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2016, 02:02:42 PM »
Curve ball, bats are afraid.
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2016, 03:27:19 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on April 22, 2016, 11:17:32 AM
Damn dude.

He was also on "The Unit".
That show was AWESOME!  Hate that they cancelled, although it did sort of jump the shark when it started getting the wives involved.
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2016, 03:27:35 PM »
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2016, 03:28:22 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2016, 11:16:37 AM
The light bulb that's been flickering for years seems to pop on more and more these days.  I have those "Oh shit....really?" moments all the time now.

The deep voiced Allstate pitch man is Pedro Serrano.  I realize I'm the only person on the planet that didn't know that.  Jobu apparently vexed my ability to put 2 and 2 together.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

pretty much
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2016, 03:38:22 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 22, 2016, 03:28:22 PM
pretty much

Oh yeah?  Well....you just shut up.
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2016, 04:29:51 PM »
And what does Randy Johnson have to do with any of this?
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2016, 04:49:19 PM »
I thought that this thread was about knives.
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2016, 04:59:24 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on April 22, 2016, 04:49:19 PM
I thought that this thread was about knives.


First time I quickly glanced at the thread, I thought he was going to tell us about a bowel movement.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2016, 05:02:26 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 22, 2016, 04:59:24 PM

First time I quickly glanced at the thread, I thought he was going to tell us about a bowel movement.

I had a good BM this morning.
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2016, 05:06:06 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2016, 05:02:26 PM
I had a good BM this morning.


Only people our age really appreciate the morning BM.
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2016, 05:09:25 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 22, 2016, 05:06:06 PM

Only people our age really appreciate the morning BM.

Solid with a 2 wipe max.  Money.
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2016, 05:18:31 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2016, 05:09:25 PM
Solid with a 2 wipe max.  Money.

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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2016, 05:36:42 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 22, 2016, 05:18:31 PM
Not today, its "Earth Day"   one only.
Or wipe with a cabbage leaf. It's good for the compost pile.
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Re: Just An Old Timer's Moment Observation
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2016, 05:09:44 AM »
Hey bartender, jobu needs a refill.
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