Happy 35th to the only bammer I can partially stand.
May your day be filled with women with teeth and a blow job from Saban.
First off, if women and blow jobs are in the same sentence, the word teeth does not need to be included. Second, Lord Saybinz does not give blow jobs. His dick gets chugged daily by the Bama hordes.
Oh sorry, I got off track. Happy birthday bitch.