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#Copsbirthdaysmatter
« on: March 04, 2016, 08:21:27 AM »
Happy 35th to the only bammer I can partially stand. 

May your day be filled with women with teeth and a blow job from Saban.
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2016, 08:36:47 AM »
got 35?

happy birthday.
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2016, 08:54:21 AM »
Wishing a bammer women with teeth?  Why you hate him so much?
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2016, 09:10:17 AM »
Happy birthday.


#damnbammersalwaysruiningfridays
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2016, 09:23:09 AM »
Happy happy joy joy
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2016, 09:27:38 AM »
Happy Birthday. Enjoy the times.
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2016, 09:42:21 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on March 04, 2016, 08:21:27 AM
Happy 35th to the only bammer I can partially stand. 

May your day be filled with women with teeth and a blow job from Saban.

First off, if women and blow jobs are in the same sentence, the word teeth does not need to be included. Second, Lord Saybinz does not give blow jobs.  His dick gets chugged daily by the Bama hordes. 


Oh sorry, I got off track.  Happy birthday bitch.
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2016, 09:45:58 AM »
Happy birthday! I looked for a nude photo of Phyllis for you but, even for  a bammer, that crosses a line.

Have a good one!
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2016, 09:56:49 AM »
Thanks guys, y'all make me feel so special.
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2016, 10:29:18 AM »
Happy Birthday youngun!
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2016, 10:43:40 AM »
Quote from: Token on March 04, 2016, 09:56:49 AM
Thanks guys, y'all make me feel so special.

That what short buses are for.   HBD
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2016, 10:53:22 AM »
Happy birthday, still wet behind the ears.
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2016, 12:15:35 PM »
You are supposed to come back periodically through the day and Like the birthday wishes. Do you not know how to properly Facebook?
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2016, 03:02:52 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad! on March 04, 2016, 09:20:48 AM
You seem to be too bitter of a boy to only be 35. Happy Birthday, I guess. Hope you get your ticket quota before noon and get to harass old black people all pm.

Blue legs write tickets.  I shake hands and kiss babies.   
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2016, 03:56:41 PM »
Quote from: Token on March 04, 2016, 03:02:52 PM
Blue legs write tickets.  I shake hands and kiss babies.   

And harass black folks
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2016, 03:58:52 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2016, 03:56:41 PM
And harass black folks

Kind of goes without saying, doesn't it?
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2016, 09:10:34 PM »
Quote from: Token on March 04, 2016, 03:02:52 PM
Blue legs write tickets.  I shake hands and kiss babies.   


I've worked with you for years and I can tell everyone on here that you do neither of those.  Maybe, just maybe, you would get "hostile" with someone in an interview room. Anyway, I know I told you the other night over some cold beer but Happy Birthday!!
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« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2016, 11:53:21 AM »
Quote from: bgreene on March 04, 2016, 09:10:34 PM
Anyway, I know I told you the other night over some cold beer while I was balls deep but Happy Birthday!!
FTFY
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Re: #Copsbirthdaysmatter
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2016, 08:50:50 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on March 08, 2016, 11:53:21 AM
FTFY


A gentleman never kisses (pounds ass) and tells.
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