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Dark Tower Movie
« on: March 01, 2016, 09:30:06 AM »
Finally happening per Stephen King's tweet this morning. 

Idris Elba and Matt McConna...whatever are attached already.
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Re: Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2016, 09:54:39 AM »
Going to be interesting to see how they address the Odetta Holmes scenes with Roland being a black guy.
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2017, 09:29:04 AM »
First trailer:



Take my fucking money.

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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2017, 03:04:00 PM »
I admit it's been a while been a while since I read it, but that looks nothing like what I remember.
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2017, 03:06:24 PM »
But they always seem to fuck up SK books when they make them into movies.  Shawshank and Lean on Me being the exception. And they were both in the same book. So that's about 1 for 20.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2017, 09:26:53 PM »
But they always seem to fudge up SK books when they make them into movies.  Shawshank and Lean on Me being the exception. And they were both in the same book. So that's about 1 for 20.

Except they made Red a black guy.
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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2017, 08:58:18 AM »
Except they made Red a black guy.

That was the longest night of his life.
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Re: Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2017, 12:31:49 PM »
So how much should I read before seeing this?
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2017, 01:55:00 PM »
That was the longest night of his life.

He needed to get busy living, or get busy dying.
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2017, 02:33:18 PM »
So how much should I read before seeing this?

All or nothing. 
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2017, 02:41:25 PM »
All or nothing.

Is it true that the movie is a sequel to the books?
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Re: Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2017, 03:08:27 PM »
Is it true that the movie is a sequel to the books?

Sort of...

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!






The end of the book finds Roland opening the door at the top of the Tower...and finding the Man in Black fleeing across the desert (exactly the way the series opened.)  It's a circle...it all plays out over and over again.

As I understand it, the movie is supposed to be a "new" beginning of the saga...after Roland has ascended the Tower once again.
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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2017, 10:04:42 PM »
Sort of...

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!






The end of the book finds Roland opening the door at the top of the Tower...and finding the Man in Black fleeing across the desert (exactly the way the series opened.)  It's a circle...it all plays out over and over again.

As I understand it, the movie is supposed to be a "new" beginning of the saga...after Roland has ascended the Tower once again.

Thanks. You saved me from having to read 4500+ pages of King.
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2017, 08:39:47 AM »
Thanks. You saved me from having to read 4500+ pages of King.

Your loss.  Incredible epic.
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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2017, 09:07:58 AM »
Your loss.  Incredible epic.

Reading is stoopid
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« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2017, 10:11:53 AM »
Your loss.  Incredible epic.

I loved the first three, but really had a hard time finishing Wizard and Glass.
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Re: Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2017, 04:15:51 PM »
Reading is stoopid

Books are for dumbies.
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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2017, 04:21:02 PM »
Sort of...

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!






The end of the book finds Roland opening the door at the top of the Tower...and finding the Man in Black fleeing across the desert (exactly the way the series opened.)  It's a circle...it all plays out over and over again.

As I understand it, the movie is supposed to be a "new" beginning of the saga...after Roland has ascended the Tower once again.

I have a question... how did they get Johnny Cash to play the character?
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Re: Dark Tower Movie
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2017, 09:48:53 AM »
Getting awful reviews.

I has a sad.
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« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2017, 10:10:01 AM »
Getting awful reviews.

I has a sad.

Going to be interesting to see how they address the Odetta Holmes scenes with Roland being a black guy.

I can't help but wonder if this could have been better if they didn't see the need to PC stunt cast.
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