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Fat Bastard Week
« on: October 19, 2015, 11:07:08 AM »
We don't match up well vs their offense. Them boys line up in the I and run it right at you. Not that we are stellar when they spread out but I think we are worse vs. this style (see LSU game).

I still think we can beat them and I'm going to pick us but I'm eager to see who the sports experts go with.

Gus will have to open up the playbook a little more. Have to let White throw the deep middle more and let him keep it. Hopefully, a steady dose of Barber will keep it away from them and let us get out of there with a win.

Contrary to a lot of what I saw on here, I apparently imagined some improvement with our D last week. I don't care how many yards Arky runs up on us. Just points. So, if we can win the turnover margin again, get more 3rd down stops (which killed us vs KY)--I really like our chances.

I think we're getting into a rhythm slowly but surely on offense. Gus looks more involved than earlier this season and I think that's helping.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2015, 02:31:05 PM by WiregrassTiger »
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2015, 01:38:26 PM »
FWIW - Arky has the worst Pass D in the league.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2015, 02:40:16 PM »
I think the offense has found their groove and a particular personnel grouping is getting confident together.  Let White run the team with the urgency of the first two drives against Kentucky.  The playbook didn't appear too big for the kid in his first SEC road game.  Let the baller ball.

Allen's going to have a field day with Henry and Morgan across the middle of our defense.  The one route that they're really great at running is the one play our guys are fucking horrible at defending.  Collins will get his yardage and then some against our line.  The only silver lining is that the Arky offense all occurs within a 20 yard box, so we can bring up some run support from the backfield.

Our saving grace is going to be their offense's baffling inability to convert in the red zone.  Combine that with the 4th quarter suckage that appears to be the MO of this Arky team and Auburn is going to take this one.

Had this chalked up as an easy-ish win in the preseason.  Ugh.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2015, 02:47:47 PM »
Arky 5 1/2 favs when I looked on Danny's site this a.m.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2015, 04:06:52 PM »
Would like to see Gus go into this game a little pissed, especially after what Fatass has said.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2015, 08:07:26 PM »
I want to see a heavy dose of PB & J this weekend (Payton Barber & Kerryon Johnson).
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2015, 10:18:00 PM »
The hogs fully expect to skull fuck us.  They expect to "run up the score" 

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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2015, 08:18:06 AM »
Would like to see Gus go into this game a little pissed, especially after what Fatass has said.

The trick play comment?

That was a prefabbed comment. No doubt. Fucker thought that one through.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2015, 02:38:25 PM »
The hogs fully expect to skull fudge us.  They expect to "run up the score"

Where are you getting this?  Hogville.net?

I fully expect us to fuck everything up and lose by 21.  I also expect Bielema to eat three six McDoubles at halftime. 
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2015, 02:39:13 PM »
Never forget

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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2015, 02:47:00 PM »
Never forget





Our defense would fuck up the fake out this time.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2015, 02:50:41 PM »
Never forget



Making fun of injuries to these courageous young men who are giving their all for good ole AU, is a classless move, buddy.  You should be ashamed.  You do know he had to work it out on the stationary bike after that for...well....minutes. 
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2015, 02:56:24 PM »
Making fun of injuries to these courageous young men who are giving their all for good ole AU, is a classless move, buddy.  You should be ashamed.  You do know he had to work it out on the stationary bike after that for...well....minutes.
^^^This. I really thought that their fan base would be classier, seeing as how Arkansas is home to Wal Mart. Disappointing to see this re: a kid who was obviously injured while giving his all for our entertainment.

Shameful and an embarrassment. And I'm not talking about Bert but him too.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2015, 03:05:29 PM »
Never forget



Reminds me of Bert a few weeks ago against the turds.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2015, 03:07:15 PM »
Bert - the only coach to run a worse fake punt than the Colts.

Well, maybe it wasn't that bad but it was still a DERP idea.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2015, 03:47:03 PM »
Where are you getting this?  Hogville.net?

I fully expect us to fuck everything up and lose by 21.  I also expect Bielema to eat three six McDoubles at halftime.

Don't come on here and try to tell us your team is suckier, we know sucky and our team is the sukiest.  Got it!
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2015, 03:55:24 PM »
Don't come on here and try to tell us your team is suckier, we know sucky and our team is the sukiest.  Got it!

Listen to this man.  He knows suck.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2015, 03:58:52 PM »
Don't come on here and try to tell us your team is suckier, we know sucky and our team is the sukiest.  Got it!

Listen to this man.  He knows suck.

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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2015, 04:10:19 PM »
Never forget



I bet you laughed the day Marcus Lattimore was hurt as well.
Insensitive bastard!
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2015, 04:11:18 PM »
Where are you getting this?  Hogville.net?

I fully expect us to fuck everything up and lose by 21.  I also expect Bielema to eat three six McDoubles at halftime.
We heard the same thing (except for the eating part) when John L Smith was your coach. We're not falling for that shit again.
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