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Who Votes For The Espy's?

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Who Votes For The Espy's?
« on: July 16, 2015, 10:17:35 AM »
Didn't watch them but read a couple of pieces on the awards show.  Let me just say  :facepalm:


Last year, I believe the "Courage" award went to Michael Sam.  Agree or disagree with the ghey butt secks issue, but I can see that more than the bullshit they pulled this year.  At least Sam was an active athlete at the time trying to make it in the NFL.  Bruce Kaitlyn Jenner had his/her picture on a Wheaties box 40+ years ago.  And because he/she wants to wear makeup, play dress up, grow a nice set of boobs and tuck his/her man parts between his/her shaved thighs....he/she gets the courage award. And two standing ovations. As some on here alluded to earlier, he/she got the award over a girl with brain cancer that just wanted to play in one college basketball game. 

Second  :facepalm: goes to the ESPY's for giving LeBron James the award for "Best Championship Performance."  HE LOST!!!!  In 6 games no less.  Over a horse and jockey that won the Triple Crown?  Did anyone notice Madison Baumgardner's MVP pitching performance for the Giants in the World Series?  They gave it to a guy who went one-on-one every time he touched the ball....and lost.   
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2015, 10:24:34 AM »
Maybe it's the same group that votes on the SEC athlete of the year?
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2015, 10:25:12 AM »
Maybe it's the same group that votes on the SEC athlete of the year?

You think tennis is easy?
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2015, 10:28:11 AM »
The fact that you are anti-transgender and anti-black doesn't reflect poorly on the ESPY's, no matter how far you reach to make it so.

But srsly, imo, the ESPYs have become more of a PR showcase for ESPN than anything else. It showcases how daring and brave that they are for giving out awards to people that they deem worthy.

So, Michael Sam got one for admitting the butt sex and Bruce Jenner for keeping his wee wee and getting titties.

I don't understand why a guy gets an award for getting titties. I grew my own titties, didn't need surgical implants and they haven't given me shit.
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2015, 10:38:51 AM »
I am not anti-black.
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2015, 11:15:36 AM »
I am not anti-black.
Sure you aren't son.
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2015, 11:44:18 AM »
Bruce Kaitlyn Jenner had his/her picture

He's got an X and a Y chromosome.  You can gender mutilate yourself all you want, you can put on all the dresses you want, but you still have an X and a Y, and are therefore a male.
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2015, 11:52:51 AM »
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2015, 11:56:02 AM »
What was on last night?
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2015, 12:56:10 PM »
He's got an X and a Y chromosome.  You can gender mutilate yourself all you want, you can put on all the dresses you want, but you still have an X and a Y, and are therefore a male.

Watch it now, you may offend someone like....AUChizad!
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2015, 03:09:12 PM »
:taunt: I know that you're just trying to provoke me but it doesn't bother me at all. I don't want to punch you in the face and I'm cool, calm and collected right now. I'm so over you that it isn't even funny.

Cry baby.
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2015, 03:16:01 PM »
Keep it up. I will really stop posting on here at all. Not even occasionally. Zip. Zero. Notta. Try me.

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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2015, 03:34:34 PM »
Keep it up. I will really stop posting on here at all. Not even occasionally. Zip. Zero. Notta. Try me.
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2015, 04:35:05 PM »
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2015, 04:39:43 PM »
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2015, 04:52:16 PM »
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2015, 07:10:10 PM »
Tha fuq?
This is like that time when Goldberg showed up unannounced at a rasslin match and whipped Scott Hall's ass for going around the country beating up on a midget that looked like Goldberg.
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2017, 03:57:23 PM »
Those girls don't look asian
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2017, 04:00:17 PM »
Are these girls up for adoption?
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Re: Who Votes For The Espy's?
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2017, 04:04:19 PM »
Are these girls up for adoption?

Do your part and take one home
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