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« on: June 01, 2015, 02:50:58 PM »
So my buddy and I were in a discussion about older woman and whether we would sleep with them or not? what is the cutoff age? If she is 72 and willing do you still hit it? How good looking does she have to be?

So the question.... would you hit it?

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Re: Older Gals...
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2015, 02:59:47 PM »
I bet she knows what to do with a dick.
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2015, 03:01:54 PM »
I'd throw a javelin at it.
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2015, 03:03:54 PM »
Finkle is Einhorn.
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2015, 03:34:03 PM »
I'd jitter her bug.
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2015, 03:46:22 PM »
I'd jitter her bug.
That is something I'd hate to see
Her cheekbones don't look right.
And her eyes look a little off.
This is not a pretty woman.
She looks old.
A bit weird looking too.
Maybe she's had some work done?
And needs some more?
No sir.
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2015, 03:56:11 PM »
I'd bang it like a damn bongo.
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2015, 04:04:03 PM »
That is something I'd hate to see
Her cheekbones don't look right.
And her eyes look a little off.
This is not a pretty woman.
She looks old.
A bit weird looking too.
Maybe she's had some work done?
And needs some more?
No sir.

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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2015, 04:11:29 PM »
Dangit. I logged on here while I was crappin' cause I was tired of seeing that weirdos face amongst the ignorance and absurdity that is my Facebook feed. You let me down.
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totally unreasonable

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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2015, 04:23:37 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2015, 05:01:57 PM »
I'd bang it like a damn bongo.

But would you stir the collards?
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2015, 10:01:37 PM »
These things ain't worth a damn.
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« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2015, 12:05:06 AM »
I would run the decathlon twice for her.
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2015, 01:20:24 AM »
I was out of touch all weekend and horrifically overworked today. Had no dea who that was until just now.

Yee gads. That's more photoshop and airbrushing than any one picture can stand.
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2015, 09:03:24 AM »
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« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2015, 09:28:09 AM »
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.
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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2015, 09:32:23 AM »
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who fought cancer until the day she died while inspiring so many.

Fucking ridiculous.

In total agreement here. And I'm not one who despises Jenner or anything. I will never understand why a guy who was the epitome of masculinity on a world stage and seemed ok with being that, wants to be a chick at 70 years old. But it's his/her life and he/she can do as he/she wants. I still don't get it. And I certainly don't think its courageous. I have nothing against Jenner, but Lauren Hill was much more courageous, watching her story. That was life and death at a young age.
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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2015, 10:12:11 AM »
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.

This X1,000
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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2015, 10:58:01 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2015, 11:02:59 AM »
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