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Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« on: April 30, 2015, 11:53:42 AM »
I saw a report on this on the news this morning.  This article comes from Cheryl Chumley at wnddot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth..  I have no idea who she is or what wnd is about.  Just googled the subject to pull up an article.  Anywayz, is this entire country going completely looney assed wacko, or are we already long passed that point.  Watched the report and told the Snagette, with all the shift that goes on daily in this country, I'm finally about ready to pack up and move to St. Marteen or some other Caribbean Island.  I can open a beach chair business and get a big ass grill, cook up and sell grilled mahi sammiches and Jamaican Jerk Chicken.  Snagette makes a mean smoothie with her Nutri-Bullit.  She can sell those to tourists. 

Jade Helm 15 is set to kick off in seven states this summer, sending Special Operations forces from all four main branches of the military onto civilian soil to conduct hostile take-over training – and civil-rights advocates are sounding the alarms.

This is how the military describes it:

“The nature of warfare is always changing and U.S. Army Special Operations Command’s mission is to make certain the Army’s various Special Operations Forces are trained, equipped and organized to successfully conduct worldwide special operations in support of our nation’s interests,” said command spokesman Army Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria, in a statement to the Washington Post a few weeks ago. “Training exercise Jade Helm is going to assist our Special Operations Soldiers and leadership in refining the skills needed against an ever changing foreign threat.”
     
But plenty on social media aren’t calmed by the explanation, in part remembering the recent similar operation in Broward County, Florida, that saw Blackhawk helicopters flying above community streets while soldiers loaded citizen participants into white vans for transport to internment camps. It was all a staged exercise but for those watching, the scenes that unfolded were alarming.

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The looming Jade Helm exercise, set for July 15 through Sept. 15, labels Texas and Utah as hostile areas. Global Research also reported the military says New Mexico “isn’t much friendlier.” Other states participating: California, Colorado, Arizona and Nevada.

Some of the social media commentary so far: “The Pentagon’s ‘Operations Jade Helm 15′: The Floodgate towards Martial Law and World War III?”

And another: “Using Foreign Troops with Jade Helm Martial Law is TREASON.”

Yet one more poster pointed to recent reported Wal-Mart closures in Texas, California, Florida and Oklahoma with concern, saying the cited “plumbing problems” cited as the reason for the sudden shut-downs just don’t meet the smell test.

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“Employees impacted by the Wal-Mart closures were given just a few hours notice about the six-month shutdown,” the blog Inquisitr wrote. “Approximately 2,200 employees will now be without a paycheck during the ‘extended repairs.’ … The abrupt Wal-Mart closures announcement has reportedly left employees confused and Americans pondering the existence of Wal-Mart underground tunnels and Operation Jade Helm conspiracy theories.”

One of the theories?

Inquisitr reports: “One of the widely circulating rumors associated with the Jade Helm Wal-Mart story on the Internet speculates that the military will use the underground tunnels to move undetected around certain states with the stores being used as either a communications hub or FEMA camps.”

The fear is ratcheted by the fact city officials who govern the areas of the impacted Wal-Marts say the stores haven’t filed any permit requests for plumbing problems, Inquisitr said.

Meanwhile, a presentation made to Big Spring, Texas, City Council members by Tom Meade, a retired special forces senior non-commissioned officer, to explain some of the upcoming Jade Helm exercises emphasized residents shouldn’t worry about private property trespasses.

“We won’t trespass on somebody’s property without the agreement of that landowner,” he said, in a YouTube video of the presentation.

He also described the operation as a joint military-interagency activity involving members of all military branches, the FBI, the DEA and other law enforcement agencies. Meade said the FBI, for example, will do some questioning at one of the airports in Arizona.

One council member asked about the operation’s involvement of NATO and U.N. personnel.

“Currently … it is U.S. only,” Meade said.

Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2015/04/military-ops-on-u-s-soil-raise-martial-law-fears/#5sYMjaQpyd4ISkBz.99
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2015, 12:10:34 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2015, 12:17:11 PM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2015, 12:40:16 PM »
I saw no ! but this post feels an awful lot like Bottom Feeder is pulling a Wiregrass Tiger.
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2015, 11:17:07 AM »
Tw and I have been channeling our inner Chizad on the interwebzz this morning doing some some e-battling with some of these jade helm moonbats. They are truly a special breed. I'm not sure how some of these idiots function on a daily basis.
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2015, 11:30:50 AM »
Tw and I have been channeling our inner Chizad on the interwebzz this morning doing some some e-battling with some of these jade helm moonbats. They are truly a special breed. I'm not sure how some of these idiots function on a daily basis.

Easy, Hoss.  My one comment was to some lady screeching shrilly that she is IN TEXAS BY GAWD and they's comin' fer her.  I told her to increase her medication because she was making the rest of us look like the fucking moonbats the liberal media believes we are.

Then I checked out.  Ignorance can be educated.  Stupidity, on the other hand, is forever.

It would be hilarious to send her a PM and tell her to she is allowed to pack one suitcase.  Then she needs to go sit on her front porch and wait for the men in the black Suburbans to come pick her up.
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2015, 11:35:19 AM »
Easy, Hoss.  My one comment was to some lady screeching shrilly that she is IN TEXAS BY GAWD and they's comin' fer her.  I told her to increase her medication because she was making the rest of us look like the fucking moonbats the liberal media believes we are.

Then I checked out.  Ignorance can be educated.  Stupidity, on the other hand, is forever.

It would be hilarious to send her a PM and tell her to she is allowed to pack one suitcase.  Then she needs to go sit on her front porch and wait for the men in the black Suburbans to come pick her up.

And that was awesome. But you still channeled your inner Chizad twitter skills. Just for a drive by.
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2015, 11:36:26 AM »
And that was awesome. But you still channeled your inner Chizad twitter skills. Just for a drive by.

Definitely a drive by.  I have better things to do, like go prepare the list of my neighbors I am going to turn over to the Feds in exchange for a better room at the re-education camp.
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2015, 11:39:09 AM »
Definitely a drive by.  I have better things to do, like go prepare the list of my neighbors I am going to turn over to the Feds in exchange for a better room at the re-education camp.

calling bottomfeeder....
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2015, 11:45:17 AM »
calling bottomfeeder....

He was the first one on my list... but they already picked him up, so I didn't get credit.
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2015, 12:00:03 PM »
Since I'm moving to a Caribbean Island and looking for something to earn a little extra cash to supplement my Beach Chair Rental/Grilled Mahi Sammich & Jerk Chicken/Snagette's Smoothies business....I came up with a sure-fire money maker.  A mobile cart selling jello shots and alcoholic sno-cones. Now who doesn't like an icy sno-cone on a hot, tropical day on the beach?  Just add a shot of rum and who doesn't like several icy sno-cones on a hot, tropical day on the beach?  In Jamaica a few weeks ago, the first thing we did was stop at a stand selling coconuts.  They'd pull one out of the ice, chop the top off, pour a few shots of the rum in, add a straw and off you go. 

Yep, time to pack up and leave the moon bats in Texas, Baltimore, Missouri etc in the good ole U.S.of A. and head to the islands, mon. 
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2015, 12:02:13 PM »
Bf has been busy. He made a new video about his most recent experience. Turn this one up loud and everyone give him a round of applause.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

Ps - someone embed this video since I'm teh dumbz.
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2015, 12:03:35 PM »
Since I'm moving to a Caribbean Island and looking for something to earn a little extra cash to supplement my Beach Chair Rental/Grilled Mahi Sammich & Jerk Chicken/Snagette's Smoothies business....I came up with a sure-fire money maker.  A mobile cart selling jello shots and alcoholic sno-cones. Now who doesn't like an icy sno-cone on a hot, tropical day on the beach?  Just add a shot of rum and who doesn't like several icy sno-cones on a hot, tropical day on the beach?  In Jamaica a few weeks ago, the first thing we did was stop at a stand selling coconuts.  They'd pull one out of the ice, chop the top off, pour a few shots of the rum in, add a straw and off you go. 

Yep, time to pack up and leave the moon bats in Texas, Baltimore, Missouri etc in the good ole U.S.of A. and head to the islands, mon.
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2015, 12:04:37 PM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2015, 12:25:01 PM »
I had no idea that steroids left your nipples permanently erect.
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2015, 12:27:06 PM »
I had no idea that steroids left your nipples permanently erect.

And do just the opposite in other areas not named nipples and middle finger.
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2015, 12:32:52 PM »
That guy is HOTT!
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2015, 12:57:08 PM »
I had no idea that steroids left your nipples permanently erect.

Steroids.  Pfffffft....  Nothing but protein powder, Landshark and lots of masturbation to maintain that soft, fluffy look that most women crave.
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Re: Black Helicopters....No Really.....
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2015, 01:22:01 PM »
Steroids.  Pfffffft....  Nothing but protein powder, Landshark and lots of masturbation to maintain that soft, fluffy look that most women crave.

Between masturbation and soft and fluffy, there's a joke in there somewhere, but I ain't got time to cipher it out right now.
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