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More snow for Dallas
« on: March 05, 2015, 10:15:25 AM »
This shit is weird and I am getting tired of it.

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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2015, 10:17:49 AM »
Have you starting drinking your own piss yet? That's when you know shit just got real.

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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2015, 10:19:39 AM »
Have you starting drinking your own piss yet? That's when you know shit just got real.




Not that bad yet, made it to work but had to drive around these non-driving fucks.
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2015, 11:42:04 AM »
Thats whut ya get from livin up thar in the nawth.  It don't git that cold ratchere in gud ole htown.
We haven't gotten any snow for about 5 years or so.
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2015, 11:49:06 AM »
Thats whut ya get from livin up thar in the nawth.  It don't git that cold ratchere in gud ole htown.
We haven't gotten any snow for about 5 years or so.

Yeah, but he has stop lights and running water. Give and take.
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2015, 11:51:45 AM »


77 yesterday here.  Now, it's 33 and sleet is on the way.
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2015, 12:32:26 PM »
Yesterday was glorious.  Yep, up around 80 and sunny for the most part.  Now, it's raining and while we won't get any ice or snow, it will drop and get just cold enough to make me hate being alive.  Cold weather can kiss my a$$.
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2015, 12:34:05 PM »
You need this guy:




But first you gotta git rid of this guy:


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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2015, 12:41:43 PM »


77 yesterday here.  Now, it's 33 and sleet is on the way.


Gonna be 60 here on Sat and Sunday. Hopefully this is our last tangle with Winter. First time in 20 years that full two week umpire schedule (season started Feb 22) has been rained/sleeted/snowed out.
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2015, 11:38:14 PM »

Gonna be 60 here on Sat and Sunday. Hopefully this is our last tangle with Winter. First time in 20 years that full two week umpire schedule (season started Feb 22) has been rained/sleeted/snowed out.

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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2015, 01:53:52 AM »


77 yesterday here.  Now, it's 33 and sleet is on the way.
Damn that shit is whack yo.
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2015, 06:42:03 AM »

Gonna be 60 here on Sat and Sunday. Hopefully this is our last tangle with Winter. First time in 20 years that full two week umpire schedule (season started Feb 22) has been rained/sleeted/snowed out.
Possibly another winter push coming next week (Thurs.-Fri.)
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2015, 08:47:31 AM »
It's so cold here that the hookers are charging 20 bucks to blow your hands.
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2015, 05:07:24 PM »
I was off by a couple weeks, the winter push is coming in this Friday-Saturday (03/27-03/28).
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2015, 08:33:57 PM »
There can never be enough winter.  Heat can suck it. 
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2015, 06:24:30 AM »
There can never be enough winter.  Heat can suck it.
I like the cold.
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2015, 07:56:11 AM »
I like the cold.
Do you like the flu too?
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2015, 09:53:53 AM »
There can never be enough winter.  Heat can suck it.

Alaska is looking for some folks.  You can watch and rate all the movies you want.


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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2015, 05:45:06 PM »
Do you like the flu too?
It's been a long time since I've had the flu. I don't take "vaccinations"
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Re: More snow for Dallas
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2015, 11:05:23 PM »
I'm not buying that shit.
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