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ISIS Sinks To New Low

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ISIS Sinks To New Low
« on: February 03, 2015, 05:58:54 PM »
Well, that's the understatement of the century.  Or can they get any lower?  After beheading the two Japanese journalists, they decided to try something else.  The Jordanian pilot they captured and were reportedly using as a bargaining chip with Jordan to exchange him for one of their terrorist sheetheads.....well.....they put him in a cage, doused him in gas and struck the match.  That would be #1 on my list of ways I do NOT want to leave this life.

Can't we please just drop one of those big mushroom cloud bomby thingies on them and be done with it? 
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2015, 06:02:10 PM »
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2015, 09:13:47 PM »
At what point does a coalition of countries decide to set aside their differences and focus on thiese fuckers with the shock and awe of the First World??  They can't POSSIBLY be delusional enough to think they can intimidate the entire Western World?  If we didn't have a gutless coward in the WH, there would be a smoking crater somewhere tonight, and every night going forward, until all remaining hostages are released and these bastards have been ratted out by some other asshole.

Just FYI - reports say they have an American woman as well. Bet she gets raped and tortured on camera in 17 different ways before she is butchered.
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2015, 10:04:49 AM »
At what point does a coalition of countries decide to set aside their differences and focus on thiese fuckers with the shock and awe of the First World??  They can't POSSIBLY be delusional enough to think they can intimidate the entire Western World?  If we didn't have a gutless coward in the WH, there would be a smoking crater somewhere tonight, and every night going forward, until all remaining hostages are released and these bastards have been ratted out by some other asshole.

Just FYI - reports say they have an American woman as well. Bet she gets raped and tortured on camera in 17 different ways before she is butchered.

The gutless cowards are in command. 

The remnants of the hippie generation are now in control.   There was a conservative movement in the 80s and it's just a matter of time before the kids raised on Reagan start to take over.   
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2015, 10:11:46 AM »
Jordan made good on their promise of executing the two ISIS animals they had.  Good for them!
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2015, 10:40:26 AM »
Jordan made good on their promise of executing the two ISIS animals they had.  Good for them!


Should have flown them two over an ISIS stonghold and just thrown them out (alive).
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2015, 12:59:19 PM »
The Jordanian guy was a pilot. Someone else suggested tying the ISIS bastards behind a jet and hitting the afterburners.
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2015, 01:06:50 PM »
Should drop a couple those "gay" bombs from back in the day and watch them slaughter each other as is their way with the alternate lifestyles.
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2015, 01:09:43 PM »
Should drop a couple those "gay" bombs from back in the day and watch them slaughter each other as is their way with the alternate lifestyles.

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« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2015, 01:18:34 PM »
Machmud loves teh butt secks with a goat.

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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2015, 09:59:41 AM »
Machmud loves teh butt secks.


true, but the goats don't.
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2015, 10:57:22 PM »
Neutron bomb their asses into the the BC era. Fucking rag-headed fucks. I, myself, want some of their asses now. One at a time, one on one, each of us using Kukri knives.

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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2015, 08:11:05 AM »
Torture sounds good. Eye for an eye.

Thinking some rusty barbed wire, honey, fire ants, gasoline, maybe a match, some hornets perhaps. SAW style shit.

But don't dare pour water on their face.
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2015, 08:11:58 AM »
it's just a matter of time before the kids raised on Reagan start to take over.

You rang Mrs Adams?
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2015, 09:07:50 AM »
DANGER ZONE!
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2015, 11:37:15 AM »
Soak the bullets, bombs and knives in bacon grease before you unleash hell.

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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2015, 01:26:19 PM »
We should capture all of them, put them in GITMO. Feed them well and let them all get healthy and then release them. That will show those bastards!
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2015, 01:45:36 PM »
We should capture all of them, put them in GITMO. Feed them well and let them all get healthy and then release them. That will show those bastards!


Should we not trade them for something? We are so good at getting nothing in return.  :facepalm:
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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2015, 01:51:59 PM »

Should we not trade them for something? We are so good at getting nothing in return.  :facepalm:

We don't need nothing. We were born with it all...
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5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: ISIS Sinks To New Low
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2015, 02:53:34 PM »

Should we not trade them for something? We are so good at getting nothing in return.  :facepalm:

You're assuming Jay Jacobs is brokering that deal.
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