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Any of you have Ebola yet?

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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2014, 12:11:44 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 17, 2014, 01:36:44 PM
Tell'em JoJo.

So if you get Ebola, you also get a Hummer?
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2014, 07:03:56 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on October 18, 2014, 12:11:44 AM
So if you get Ebola, you also get a Hummer?

Well I think they are connected....bodily fluids and all.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2014, 10:54:41 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 17, 2014, 07:54:38 PM
You go ahead and let an aids patient sneeze on you. We don't know enough about any of this stuff to take the chance as far as I'm concerned.
So you think Rand Paul's an idiot and agree with HuffingtonPost? Beta-male libtard...

Also, I'm pretty sure we know enough about AIDS to know how it's transmitted 30+ years after it became an epidemic...
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2014, 12:17:14 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on October 20, 2014, 10:54:41 AM
So you think Rand Paul's an idiot and agree with HuffingtonPost? Beta-male libtard...

Also, I'm pretty sure we know enough about AIDS to know how it's transmitted 30+ years after it became an epidemic...

I'd have to side with Rand on that one. Its pretty APPARENT its easier to contract it than Aids.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2014, 12:46:49 PM »
Speaking of irrational hysteria - the lab worker on the cruise ship?  NO symptoms, but JUST BECAUSE she handled a lab specimen for Ebola guy #1, she was quarantined against her will on a cruise vacation she paid for, subjected to having her blood drawn numerous times, and of course, tested negative.

This shit has got to stop.  Now one of the Dallas nurses has hired Michael Vick's attorney because she has had her feelings hurt...

Sometimes the media epidemic is worser than the real thing...
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2014, 03:25:20 PM »
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2014, 09:34:20 PM »
I got the ebolas and I am bringing it to tailgate with me this weekend. Fuck yawl
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #47 on: October 21, 2014, 09:52:05 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on October 20, 2014, 09:34:20 PM
I am bringing it to tailgate with me this weekend.

O'Rllly?
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2014, 09:54:37 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on October 20, 2014, 09:34:20 PM
I got the ebolas and I am bringing it to tailgate with me this weekend. Fuck yawl

I knew all along you were racist.
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2014, 11:34:24 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on October 21, 2014, 09:52:05 AM
O'Rllly?

Yep. And I am spitting on my hand before I shake yours...
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #50 on: October 21, 2014, 10:36:03 PM »
« Last Edit: October 22, 2014, 01:27:44 AM by The Prowler »
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #51 on: October 22, 2014, 02:09:10 PM »
No eboler yet, but that damn plane ride got me a nasty cold.


Scotland is no place to be with a nasty cold. Damn wind cuts right through you!


So for all of you looking for me on the news. Not happening.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #52 on: October 23, 2014, 07:13:19 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 22, 2014, 02:09:10 PM
No eboler yet, but that damn plane ride got me a nasty cold.


Scotland is no place to be with a nasty cold. Damn wind cuts right through you!


So for all of you looking for me on the news. Not happening.
Wait, wasn't Ebola the name of the stripper that gave you the lap dance at Boomers?
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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2014, 10:24:42 AM »
Quote from: DnATL on October 23, 2014, 07:13:19 AM
Wait, wasn't Ebola the name of the stripper that gave you the lap dance at Boomers?

<whisper> What do you know about Boomers?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Any of you have Ebola yet?
« Reply #54 on: October 23, 2014, 11:10:06 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 22, 2014, 02:09:10 PM
No eboler yet, but that damn plane ride got me a nasty cold.


Scotland is no place to be with a nasty cold. Damn wind cuts right through you!


So for all of you looking for me on the news. Not happening.
Send us a pic of you in your skirt blowing on a bagpipe.
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