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Selling 1 Arky Ticket

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Selling 1 Arky Ticket
« on: August 28, 2014, 01:37:23 PM »
We have 1 Arkansas ticket for sale.  Face value

Section 40 row 54
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Re: Selling 1 Arky Ticket
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2014, 03:15:44 PM »
And what the hell do I do with the Mrs?
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Re: Selling 1 Arky Ticket
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2014, 03:18:14 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 28, 2014, 03:15:44 PM
And what the hell do I do with the Mrs?


More like how the fuck are you gonna get in?
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Re: Selling 1 Arky Ticket
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2014, 03:22:24 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 28, 2014, 03:15:44 PM
And what the hell do I do with the Mrs?

Look.  I'll be happy to help out here.  AUTailgating said he'd give me the keys to his RV while he's at the game.  You go and have a good time and I'll take one for the team.  Pull those Tigers through.
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Re: Selling 1 Arky Ticket
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2014, 03:53:17 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 28, 2014, 03:18:14 PM

More like how the fuck are you gonna get in?

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Re: Selling 1 Arky Ticket
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2014, 03:54:21 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2014, 03:22:24 PM
Look.  I'll be happy to help out here.  AUTailgating said he'd give me the keys to his RV while he's at the game.  You go and have a good time and I'll take one for the team.  Pull those Tigers through.

Thanks. You drive it, you gotta pay for the maintenance on it. 
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Re: Selling 1 Arky Ticket
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2014, 04:02:22 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 28, 2014, 03:54:21 PM
Thanks. You drive it, you gotta pay for the maintenance on it.

Wait.  I've already got one of those.  Let me get back to you.
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Re: Selling 1 Arky Ticket
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2014, 04:14:47 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 28, 2014, 04:02:22 PM
Wait.  I've already got one of those.  Let me get back to you.


And here's a car fax report:

She just bought 6 cans of something that some guy at a show told here was the latest, greatest thing for keening up your car.  $60.00-sitting in my garage right now with no hope of being used since I get my car cleaned by minions.

Different can-Armor all inside :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: 
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Re: Selling 1 Arky Ticket
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2014, 04:32:50 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 28, 2014, 04:14:47 PM

And here's a car fax report:

She just bought 6 cans of something that some guy at a show told here was the latest, greatest thing for keening up your car.  $60.00-sitting in my garage right now with no hope of being used since I get my car cleaned by minions.

Different can-Armor all inside :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

I thought we were talking about...ah, nevermind.
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