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There is no room for Jello

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There is no room for Jello
« on: August 07, 2014, 10:13:22 AM »
Well, fuck Jello, too. 

New collegiate molds featuring the "Top 20 Teams" 

Alabama
Arkansas
Missouri
LSU
Tennessee
Florida
Georgia
A&M

Not included:
Auburn
Vanderbilt
Kentucky
Mississippi State
Ole Miss
South Carolina

Fuck Jello.

Guess who's getting a letter.

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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2014, 10:15:15 AM »
Well, fuck Jello, too. 

New collegiate molds featuring the "Top 20 Teams" 

Alabama
Arkansas
Missouri
LSU
Tennessee
Florida
Georgia
A&M

Not included:
Auburn
Vanderbilt
Kentucky
Mississippi State
Ole Miss
South Carolina

Fuck Jello.

Guess who's getting a letter.

Mailing Address
 Kraft Foods Group, Inc.
 Consumer Relations
 Three Lakes Drive
 Northfield, IL 60093
 1-877-535-5666

Mizzou?? Tennessee??

Maybe they just figured out which redneck fanbases eat the most jello (and SPAM).
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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2014, 10:16:46 AM »
This tells me a couple of things.

1) Auburn folks can afford something other than chilled color water.

2)  I am gonna enjoy the letter that get's fired off and subsequently posted here.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2014, 10:50:08 AM »
This tells me a couple of things.

1) Auburn folks can afford something other than chilled color water.

2)  I am gonna enjoy the letter that get's fired off and subsequently posted here.

The first one for sure.  Who gives a fuck if Jello doesn't make a mold of our logo?  It's not all a grand conspiracy.  Maybe Jacobs thought that seeing frat boys do AU shaped electric jello shots of a girl's abs was bad branding. 
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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2014, 11:37:29 AM »
Baptist leader concerned they'll be used for drinking games

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The Chronicle's report suggested that the Jell-O team logos are likely to be usurped for college drinking games that mix alcohol and gelatin. "And yes, these molds will more than likely be used to make Jell-O shots," wrote Craig Hlavaty of the Houston Chronicle. "These are college teams after all."

An Alabama Southern Baptist leader said he hopes that's not the case. Jell-O shots and other drinking games encourage dangerous binge drinking among college students, he said.

"It's a serious, serious issue," said the Rev. Joe Godfrey, former president of the Alabama Baptist Convention. "It seems for college kids the focus is on getting drunk, that's the goal of the drinking games. It's almost a rite of passage, like this is what college kids are expected to do."

Godfrey, now executive director of the anti-alcohol group Alabama Citizens Action Program, lobbies against expanded alcohol sales. They lobbied unsuccessfully when Tuscaloosa and Northport voted in 2011 to allow alcohol sales on Sunday, warning about increased drinking by college students. ALCAP also opposes the movement to push for alcohol sales at college football stadiums. "The surgeon general has said we need to take action to curb alcohol abuse on college campuses," Godfrey said. "This is just another avenue. You can't stop Jell-O. What we need is tighter control of college students' access to alcohol. The more it's available, the more students are going to use and abuse alcohol."

Jello-O said in its press release that it envisions team-theme Jigglers as a tailgaiting snack.

"College football fans will score a touchdown at their tailgates with these delicious Jell-O treats," Risien said.

http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/08/jell-o_jigglers_top_20_8_sec_t.html#incart_m-rpt-2
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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2014, 11:39:18 AM »
Look who's on the teevee, momma.  It's the debil.
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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2014, 12:36:52 PM »
Look who's on the teevee, momma.  It's the debil.

Nonsense, I invented electricity.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2014, 01:28:22 PM »
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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2014, 01:44:28 PM »




If you use orange jello with this, does it get lost?
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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2014, 01:45:16 PM »


**Jello Brands make no claim that this product is compliant with Jello Brand Jello or Pudding
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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2014, 02:01:55 PM »
Baptist leader concerned they'll be used for drinking games

http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/08/jell-o_jigglers_top_20_8_sec_t.html#incart_m-rpt-2

Can I get an AMEN from the congregation?
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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2014, 02:17:45 PM »
Can I get an AMEN from the congregation?

aMEN!
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Re: There is no room for Jello
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2014, 02:27:00 PM »
Baptist leader concerned they'll be used for drinking games

http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/08/jell-o_jigglers_top_20_8_sec_t.html#incart_m-rpt-2

I'm actually surprised this is even in question.
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