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« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2014, 07:39:13 AM »
Who among us wouldn't choose daily sack happiness over a major?
Tell us...45 minutes with hot duffer or you are at Valhalla for Tiger-Rory epic playoff?
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« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2014, 09:00:40 AM »
Who among us wouldn't choose daily sack happiness over a major?

Depends which one pays for your livelihood I guess. I bet Tiger wishes he had focused more on the latter rather than shagging 14 whores a week.
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« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2014, 09:15:46 AM »
Depends which one pays for your livelihood I guess. I bet Tiger wishes he had focused more on the latter rather than shagging 14 whores a week.

His livelihood isn't exactly suffering, though.

He still banks millions to play a silly game.
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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2014, 09:22:52 AM »
His livelihood isn't exactly suffering, though.

He still banks millions to play a silly game.

Hide the salami?
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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2014, 09:29:03 AM »
Depends which one pays for your livelihood I guess. I bet Tiger wishes he had focused more on the latter rather than shagging 14 whores a week.
The sonuvabitch brought it on himself. He had a choice to thrill the golf world and be a good husband and father but instead he chose to limp in with only 14 majors and to live like a sultan.
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« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2014, 09:29:38 AM »
Hide the salami?

His back is really suffering too.
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« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2014, 09:37:29 AM »
Is the graphic I saw yesterday correct?  Tiger Woods hasn't won a major in six years?

If so, why are we talking about him?  He's no longer relevant. 
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« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2014, 09:44:04 AM »
If so, why are we talking about him?  He's no longer relevant.
Cause he is black. Sort-of
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« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2014, 09:49:38 AM »
Cause he is black. Sort-of

There was a draft and everything

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2014, 09:54:13 AM »
There was a draft and everything



Fa shizzle!
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« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2014, 09:55:12 AM »
Cause he is black. Sort-of
And he threw it all away. Would make a great 30for30 or movie and we need xers to cast it.
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« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2014, 10:24:11 AM »
His livelihood isn't exactly suffering, though.

He still banks millions to play a silly game.
Moneywise sure. But stature as a dominant golfer and reputation? Gone. I know he's had injuries too but he hasn't been right in the head since his getting caught at whore fest. You can watch him and see it. He isn't the same person. Before whorefest, the guy was immortal. No question he would become the greatest of all time. Not now. Call me ghey but that kind of drop isn't worth whatever he got out of those wimenz.
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« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2014, 10:48:21 AM »
Pretty sure the whorefest was part of his tightly wound, tightly controlled persona.  Absolute control, total dominance, no one anywhere, anytime, could say no to him - on the course, on tour, at home, and with the hoors.  When he had to go to sex therapy and all that shit, his psyche was shattered, his highly developed ego was destroyed, and I don't think he will ever get that back.
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« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2014, 10:53:03 AM »
Moneywise sure. But stature as a dominant golfer and reputation? Gone. I know he's had injuries too but he hasn't been right in the head since his getting caught at whore fest. You can watch him and see it. He isn't the same person. Before whorefest, the guy was immortal. No question he would become the greatest of all time. Not now. Call me ghey but that kind of drop isn't worth whatever he got out of those wimenz.
No way I would bet against him in a majors playoff against the field.
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« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2014, 12:57:48 PM »
No way I would bet against him in a majors playoff against the field.

Close to not making the cut? I bet a injury flairs up.
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« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2014, 01:30:03 PM »
Go ahead and bet against him.  Tiger is 3 over through 16.  Lee Westwood is in the clubhouse at -5.
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« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2014, 01:46:00 PM »
Go ahead and bet against him.  Tiger is 3 over through 16.  Lee Westwood is in the clubhouse at -5.

I smell a back injury on the way
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« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2014, 02:11:40 PM »
No way I would bet against him in a majors playoff against the field.

If he is making a playoff in a major, then Id say he isn't the same Tiger we are talking about right now.
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