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Braden Smith is Enormous

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Braden Smith is Enormous
« on: August 05, 2014, 10:19:19 AM »
True frosh standing next to Shon Coleman:

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Re: Braden Smith is Enormous
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2014, 10:32:57 AM »
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Re: Braden Smith is Enormous
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2014, 10:33:32 AM »
Read an article yesterday where they were trying to come up with nicknames for him.  I know one was Hulk and someone else was calling him Dolph or something like that in reference to Dolph Lundgren, the tall, blonde Russian fighter in Rocky IIVXXV 
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Re: Braden Smith is Enormous
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2014, 10:38:18 AM »
Read an article yesterday where they were trying to come up with nicknames for him.  I know one was Hulk and someone else was calling him Dolph or something like that in reference to Dolph Lundgren, the tall, blonde Russian fighter in Rocky IIVXXV

What if we get Dolph Lundgren to play the voice of a dog who can sniff out crime BEFORE it happens?
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Re: Braden Smith is Enormous
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2014, 10:40:01 AM »
The shoes shon Coleman is wearing are exactly like the ones I have on now.  I feel like I'm part of the team.
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2014, 12:13:42 PM »
The shoes shon Coleman is wearing are exactly like the ones I have on now.  I feel like I'm part of the team.
Your shoes are on upside down.
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Re: Braden Smith is Enormous
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2014, 12:25:34 PM »
The shoes shon Coleman is wearing are exactly like the ones I have on now.  I feel like I'm part of the team.

Size 8 shoes are not the exact same as size 16 shoes.
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2014, 12:41:51 PM »
Read an article yesterday where they were trying to come up with nicknames for him.  I know one was Hulk and someone else was calling him Dolph or something like that in reference to Dolph Lundgren, the tall, blonde Russian fighter in Rocky IIVXXV
Drago, and it was Dismukes that said it.
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2014, 12:57:11 PM »
Size 8 shoes are not the exact same as size 16 shoes.

10 bitches.  10. 
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Re: Braden Smith is Enormous
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2014, 01:02:50 PM »
True frosh standing next to Shon Coleman:



Das a big white boy. I would hate to see that families weekly food bill with him at home.
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2014, 01:13:17 PM »
Teammates say Coleman is stronger than Greg. My hope is that these two play angry with Smith getting pt at both tackle spots.
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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2014, 01:34:20 PM »
Das a big white boy. I would hate to see that families weekly food bill with him at home.


I would bet he has had to double flush a few times.
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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2014, 02:09:05 PM »
I am going to state for the records that the only thing uglier than an Amish beard is a neck beard.

Goldang, that thing is wretched.
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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2014, 02:41:13 PM »
I am going to state for the records that the only thing uglier than an Amish beard is a neck beard.

Goldang, that thing is wretched.

Helps cushion the chin strap.
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« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2014, 03:04:08 PM »
Helps cushion the chin strap tickle the taint.
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« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2014, 03:05:12 PM »
Well that goes without saying.  That's why I only date heavily bearded men.
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« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2014, 03:20:14 PM »
Well that goes without saying.  That's why I only date heavily bearded men.

Stop trying to come on to me.
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« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2014, 03:27:07 PM »
I am going to state for the records that the only thing uglier than an Amish beard is a neck beard.

Goldang, that thing is wretched.
Wench...you champagne swilling corporate trollop. That colossal child has been brought to Auburn to maul the opposition, not to provide eye candy for excitable cougars.
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« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2014, 03:38:03 PM »
Wench...you champagne swilling corporate trollop. That colossal child has been brought to Auburn to maul the opposition, not to provide eye candy for excitable cougars.

Hear Here
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« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2014, 03:40:32 PM »
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