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Chad's B'day today
« on: October 31, 2007, 08:29:38 AM »
Everyone skeet on him for good luck.  Yes ladies Chad has reached the grand old age of 25.  I thought you had to be older than that to know it all?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 09:59:17 AM »
Happy Birthday Chad, I am sending He-Man your way.
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 10:25:11 AM »
Happy birthday.  We want a full description of the birthday ugly-bumpin'.  Not so much about you but more of the unlucky lady who gives you your present.
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2007, 10:45:25 AM »
Pictures would be ideal. 

Happy birthday.
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2007, 11:11:21 AM »
Fuck that guy.

Wait... who are we talking about again?
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2007, 11:17:03 AM »
Quote from: SupperClub on October 31, 2007, 10:45:25 AM
Pictures would be ideal. 

Happy birthday.
I'll see what I can do. It's been my experience that one night stands prefer to keep the camera out of it. I'll give it a shot though.

Thanks guys.
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2007, 11:17:50 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on October 31, 2007, 11:17:03 AM
I'll see what I can do. It's been my experience that one night stands prefer to keep the camera out of it.

Tequila is a wonderful thing.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2007, 11:26:44 AM »
So are hidden night-vision cameras.
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2007, 11:30:39 AM »
Quote from: SupperClub on October 31, 2007, 11:26:44 AM
So are hidden night-vision cameras.
Anyone want to get me a birthday present?
I'd need it dropped off in my mailbox by the time I got off work in order to properly set it up.
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2007, 11:32:27 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on October 31, 2007, 11:30:39 AM
Anyone want to get me a birthday present?
I'd need it dropped off in my mailbox by the time I got off work in order to properly set it up.

As much as I would like to leave you a steaming gift in the mailbox, I will not be able to make it over.  Can I get a rain check?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2007, 11:34:52 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on October 31, 2007, 11:30:39 AM
Anyone want to get me a birthday present?
I'd need it dropped off in my mailbox by the time I got off work in order to properly set it up.
TOTALLY could have hooked you up but given the time factor... fuck, we really need to do better at planning around here.
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2007, 11:43:23 AM »
For the record, I have a buddy who has used the 'hidden night-camera' trick, and it works to perfection.  Just have it set up and bring her into a dark room while never turning on the light.  He had his set up next to his TV on his night stand, and at one point the chick's hand touched the camera and she never knew it.  Then he'd be hittin' it doggy on the bed and look at the camera and make faces or flex his muscles.  That shit was too funny!
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2007, 02:01:53 PM »
Happy Birthday asshat, You ready to party your ass off at the annual Barking Kudu/CUmberland halloween party?  I am, hence why I skipped class this morning.   :pee: I want to pee on a girl tonight.
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2007, 02:10:05 PM »
Quote from: AWK on October 31, 2007, 02:01:53 PM
   :pee: I want to pee on a girl tonight.

You need to set your goals higher.  Take a dump on'em
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2007, 02:29:11 PM »
Done and Done, Chad I need te number for those strippers. 
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Re: Chad's B'day today
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2007, 02:31:25 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on October 31, 2007, 11:17:03 AM
I'll see what I can do. It's been my experience that one night stands prefer to keep the camera out of it. I'll give it a shot though.


Or, you could could force yourself on an unsuspecting female in Wal-Mart or Target.  That way, it's on video plus you have condoms, lube, and kleenex all at your disposal.  And the video will end up on YouTube in a matter of days!  You'll be famous.  Just don't do it in the frozen foods section...brrr!

Have a spectacular birthday.
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Re: Chad's B'day today
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