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The Difference Age Makes In Choosing A Woman

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The Difference Age Makes In Choosing A Woman
« on: August 18, 2008, 01:09:48 PM »
Got this in an email and thought it was funny.

When I was 14, I hoped that one  day I would have a girlfriend.
 
 
 
  When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but  there was no passion, so I
 
  decided I
 
  needed a passionate girl with a zest for  life.
 
 
 
  In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
 
  Everything
 
  was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
 
  threatened
 
  suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
 
 
 
 
 
  When I  was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
 
  totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
 
 
 
  dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
 
 
 
 
 
  When I was 28 I found  an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
 
  her.
 
  She rushed from one thing to  another, never settling on anything. She
 
  did
 
  mad impetuous things and made me  miserable as often as happy.
 
   She was
 
  great
 
  fun initially and very energetic, but  directionless. So Idecided to
 
  find a
 
  girl with some real ambition.
 
 
 
  When  I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
 
  firmly on the  ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
 
 
 
  divorced me and took everything I owned.
 
 
 
  I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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