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Big Guava Fest

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Big Guava Fest
« on: January 26, 2014, 07:31:14 PM »
Tampa...first weekend of May.

The acts I'm going to see: Outkast (reunion tour), Violent Femmes, Cake and Slightly Stoopid.

Tons of other bands.  Get off your asses and come hear some music outdoors with the kids.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Big Guava Fest
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2014, 06:59:09 AM »
Tampa...first weekend of May.

The acts I'm going to see: Outkast (reunion tour), Violent Femmes, Cake and Slightly Stoopid.

Tons of other bands.  Get off your asses and come hear some music outdoors with the kids.

Damn that would be badass, but can't make it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2014, 11:27:15 AM »
Tampa...first weekend of May.

The acts I'm going to see: Outkast (reunion tour), Violent Femmes, Cake and Slightly Stoopid.

Tons of other bands.  Get off your asses and come hear some music outdoors with the kids.

Take your sunscreen, it sucks to blister in the sun.
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Re: Big Guava Fest
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2014, 12:13:28 PM »
Take your sunscreen, it sucks to blister in the sun.

He's already reluctantly crouched at the starting line
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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 12:20:42 PM »
He's already reluctantly crouched at the starting line

Maybe he can find a woman with a short skirt and a long jacket.
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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2014, 01:12:08 PM »
Maybe he can find a woman with a short skirt and a long jacket.

Sheep do go heaven.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2014, 02:22:58 PM »
Make sure to take some polaroid pictures. Don't forget to shake them.
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2014, 02:24:44 PM »
Sheep do go heaven.

Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps...
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2014, 02:27:50 PM »
Make sure to take some polaroid pictures. Don't forget to shake them.

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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2014, 02:30:35 PM »
I am your neighbor
I want you in my Caddy.
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Re: Big Guava Fest
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2014, 04:52:23 PM »
Maybe you will find a girl with big breasts to bounce on your italian leather sofa?
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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2014, 04:54:43 PM »
Maybe you will find a girl with big breasts to bounce on your italian leather sofa?

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Healthy breasts.
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Re: Big Guava Fest
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2014, 05:02:44 PM »
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Healthy breasts.
I don't care I still have my friends!
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Re: Big Guava Fest
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2014, 12:44:06 AM »
Why can't I get just one fuck?
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2014, 11:03:12 AM »
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Re: Big Guava Fest
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2014, 02:38:34 PM »
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Healthy breasts.

How do you afford your Rock'n Roll lifestyle?
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« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2014, 03:09:44 PM »
How do you afford your Rock'n Roll lifestyle?

Work.  Hard work.

/Creed

Nah, really I was just born white and male.  The government sends me royalty checks every month.
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« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2014, 03:39:23 PM »
Work.  Hard work.

/Creed

Nah, really I was just born white and male.  The government sends me royalty checks every month.

Ha -10

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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2014, 04:41:16 PM »
Ha -10


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