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CMAs Take A Shot

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CMAs Take A Shot
« on: November 07, 2013, 10:00:10 AM »
A piece from the foxnewz. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.  I didn't see the CMAs last night...I was at the fair gorging myself on roasted corn and corn dogs.  But, nice to see even skwazillionaires think UzomahCare sux.


Viewers who tuned in to watch the 47th Annual Country Music Association Awards, held Wednesday night in Nashville, might have confused the show with a roast of ObamaCare. Country music’s hottest stars had a bone to pick with the faulty Healthcare.gov website.

CMA Awards host Brad Paisley jokingly told his co-host Carrie Underwood that his back hurt and he needed to see a doctor. Underwood asked the singer if he had signed up for ObamaCare.

“ObamaCare, what’s that?” Paisley asked Underwood.

“Oh, it’s great!” Underwood quipped. “I started signing up last Thursday and I’m almost done!” The “Blown Away” singer proceeded to help her co-host sign up for ObamaCare and “join the six other people” who have reportedly signed up successfully for the healthcare service.

The routine had the Nashville audience clapping their hands to the tune of newly crowned entertainer of the year George Strait’s “Amarillo by Morning,” but with the words changed to “ObamaCare by morning/ Why’s this taking so long?/ I’m going to end up with hemorrhoids/If I sit here ’til dawn.”

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: CMAs Take A Shot
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 10:13:38 AM »
I'm sure the left wing comedians - who claim that conservatives have no idea what humor is - will scoff at the CMAs and call them a bunch of dumbass bigots. 
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Re: CMAs Take A Shot
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 10:27:28 AM »
I'm sure the left wing comedians - who claim that conservatives have no idea what humor is - will scoff at the CMAs and call them a bunch of dumbass bigots.

That's exactly what they're doing. Southern civil war racists!! They just want slavery back.
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Re: CMAs Take A Shot
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 10:42:20 AM »
You can find it on the interwebs. It was funny as hell!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: CMAs Take A Shot
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 12:45:51 PM »
That's exactly what they're doing. Southern civil war racists!! They just want slavery back.

You rang?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."