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Political Rant
« on: October 23, 2013, 12:52:10 PM »
Loud.  Angry.  Interruptions abound.

But pretty damn accurate.


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Re: Political Rant
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2013, 03:22:35 PM »
All i know is that as far as my general feeling about this country, soup lines don't seem like a distant dream.
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Re: Political Rant
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2013, 04:03:06 PM »
That was just a bunch of yelling.  Worthless.

It's broken.  Duh.  We have a sketchy stuffed shirt whose background is full of inconsistencies (and outright lies) as president.   We have an entitled Congress more worried about free haircuts and shoe shines than the problems at home from which they've distanced themselves. 

And next week or so the voters of South Alabama have a choice between delusional Napoleonic halfwit Bradley Byrne and alleged religious zealot Dean Young for Congress.  That's no choice.  That's like asking whether you'd like to puke or crap water as a result of your next meal.  It's like asking whether you'd prefer to be burned to death or frozen to death.  There's no good answer. 

I will say that anyone who votes for Bradley Byrne can rot in hell with him.  So I guess that's my answer. 
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Re: Political Rant
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2013, 04:14:54 PM »
For the record I would rather pee out of my butt.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Political Rant
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2013, 04:30:47 PM »
For the record I would rather pee out of my butt.
It would be weird standing next to you at a urinal.
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Re: Political Rant
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2013, 04:33:46 PM »
It would be weird standing next to you at a urinal.

He only uses truck beds
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Re: Political Rant
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2013, 05:57:24 PM »
That was just a bunch of yelling.  Worthless.

It's broken.  Duh.  We have a sketchy stuffed shirt whose background is full of inconsistencies (and outright lies) as president.   We have an entitled Congress more worried about free haircuts and shoe shines than the problems at home from which they've distanced themselves. 

And next week or so the voters of South Alabama have a choice between delusional Napoleonic halfwit Bradley Byrne and alleged religious zealot Dean Young for Congress.  That's no choice.  That's like asking whether you'd like to puke or crap water as a result of your next meal.  It's like asking whether you'd prefer to be burned to death or frozen to death.  There's no good answer. 

I will say that anyone who votes for Bradley Byrne can rot in hell with him.  So I guess that's my answer.

That was just a bunch of typing.  We already knew all of that.  Duh.
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Re: Political Rant
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2013, 06:56:24 AM »
He only uses truck beds

Not true....potted plants are also nice this time of year.
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Re: Political Rant
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2013, 08:06:34 AM »
Not true....potted plants are also nice this time of year.
Maybe a fern?  VV prefers cacti, cause he like a little prick in his bum
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Re: Political Rant
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2013, 10:23:26 AM »
It would be weird standing next to you at a urinal.

You do shit out of your butt. Solid or liquid, it doesn't matter, because it all ends up in the same place, Tuscaloosa.

Intentional comma splicing, because I'm famous for that.
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Re: Political Rant
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2013, 10:44:51 AM »
Maybe a fern?  VV prefers cacti, cause he like a little prick in his bum

Wes hasn't gone spelunking in a long time...
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