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Diversity at The Crapstone

Diversity at The Crapstone
« on: October 22, 2013, 06:39:52 PM »
http://www.ua.edu/

The first image on their website is quite peculiar....



This is starting to make the rounds...check it out before they claim it was hacked. 
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2013, 06:55:30 PM »
That black guy has whiter hands than me.
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2013, 07:39:45 PM »
That black guy has whiter hands than me.
But not Jumbo - his knuckles are frequently brown
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2013, 07:44:02 PM »
Isn't that the dude from Psych?
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2013, 07:45:30 PM »
And we're taking their word on compliance issues...
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2013, 08:17:41 PM »
"Undercover Brother."
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2013, 08:43:21 PM »
He's vying to be the next quarterback at the capstoned
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2013, 08:49:20 PM »
He's vying to be the next quarterback at the capstoned

Superb.
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2013, 09:44:00 PM »
It's a reverse Blazing Saddles.

"DeShaun, how many times must I tell you to wash your hands after you make the biscuits?"
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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2013, 07:18:34 AM »
It's a reverse Blazing Saddles.

"DeShaun, how many times must I tell you to wash your hands after you make the biscuits?"

"See!  It's coming off."
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2013, 09:17:05 AM »
And whoever is running the Auburn website wins the TROLL OF ALL TIME AWARD

Two of the scrolling images on the front page: http://auburn.edu


and then the homecoming queen:

« Last Edit: October 23, 2013, 09:22:21 AM by TheSix »
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2013, 09:30:04 AM »
 :move:

https://twitter.com/AUChizad/status/393005807144419328
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@UofAlabama 15h

Per our policy, students were not inserted or "Photoshopped" into the graduation photo on http://UA.edu . The photo is unaltered.

Their policy, of course, is backtracking and obviously lying about things that shed a negative PR light on them.
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2013, 10:08:23 AM »
Their website was obviously hacked.

#struggleoverwit
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2013, 10:16:15 AM »
:move:

https://twitter.com/AUChizad/status/393005807144419328
Their policy, of course, is backtracking and obviously lying about things that shed a negative PR light on them.

You forgot their policy on destroying the competition through lies, innuendo, and media bias.
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2013, 01:36:33 PM »
He's not there, you really don't see him, he's just a figment of your imagination
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2013, 05:25:41 PM »
Are people REALLY so stupid that they're willing to lay down and accept "It was just a lighting issue" for this obviously photoshopped picture? 

SERIOUSLY? 

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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2013, 05:46:03 PM »
Are people REALLY so stupid that they're willing to lay down and accept "It was just a lighting issue" for this obviously photoshopped picture? 

SERIOUSLY?

I'm not stupid...I just don't give a flying fuck...
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2013, 05:48:37 PM »
I do. 

I don't understand why "Oh, he's not a booster" or "His Twit was hacked" or "He paid that back" or "They didn't really fish" or any of the other steady stream of lies spewing from that cesspool in Tuscaloosa are accepted at face value and as absolute truths by the irresponsible state media. 

Why cover for them? 
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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2013, 06:31:47 PM »
http://yellowhammernews.com/faithandculture/bama-photoshopping-diversity-onto-website/
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Per our policy, photoshop was not used in these photos either...





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Re: Diversity at The Crapstone
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2013, 07:15:05 PM »
I do. 

I don't understand why "Oh, he's not a booster" or "His Twit was hacked" or "He paid that back" or "They didn't really fish" or any of the other steady stream of lies spewing from that cesspool in Tuscaloosa are accepted at face value and as absolute truths by the irresponsible state media. 

Why cover for them?

I am not covering for anyone. Pick and chose your battles man. First, this picture isn't definitive in my opinion. Dude really could have light colored hands. Second, what does it matter. What if they lightened the picture up or even substituted the black guys head on after the fact? Who cares? This is not the same as buying football players cars. This doesn't break any rules. It doesn't even make them look bad.

However, it does make Auburn fans look like a bunch of dicks by pointing shit like this out IF the picture is legit. It's like the boy who cried wolf. If we bitch about absolutely everything, no one is going to hear anything...
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