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Superman and Batman Together

Superman and Batman Together
« on: July 24, 2013, 10:58:39 AM »
So Zack Snyder confirmed that the Man of Steel sequel will have Batman.

I never read comic books growing up, so I don't really know how this will work.  In fact, I can't picture it working.  Superman is capable of throwing locomotives through buildings and is so powerful that when he takes off too quickly to fly across the earth, he leaves a crater behind him.  Not to mention he has lasers that shoot from his eyes. 

There's no need for Batman.  In a world with god-like superheroes, Batman becomes retired. 
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Re: Superman and Batman Together
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2013, 11:08:16 AM »
In a world with god-like superheroes, Batman becomes retired throws wild parties at Wayne Manor, people put they Kools out on his rug, and he bangs every starlet in the world.

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Re: Superman and Batman Together
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2013, 11:25:50 AM »
So Zack Snyder confirmed that the Man of Steel sequel will have Batman.

I never read comic books growing up, so I don't really know how this will work.  In fact, I can't picture it working.  Superman is capable of throwing locomotives through buildings and is so powerful that when he takes off too quickly to fly across the earth, he leaves a crater behind him.  Not to mention he has lasers that shoot from his eyes. 

There's no need for Batman.  In a world with god-like superheroes, Batman becomes retired.

My God, man.  It's already been done and the world is a safer place for it.

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Re: Superman and Batman Together
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2013, 08:03:21 PM »
So Zack Snyder confirmed that the Man of Steel sequel will have Batman.

I never read comic books growing up, so I don't really know how this will work.  In fact, I can't picture it working.  Superman is capable of throwing locomotives through buildings and is so powerful that when he takes off too quickly to fly across the earth, he leaves a crater behind him.  Not to mention he has lasers that shoot from his eyes. 

There's no need for Batman.  In a world with god-like superheroes, Batman becomes retired.

Supposedly using some of Miller's Dark Knight Returns for how they may interact.

They used this quote from that comic, Batman talking to Superman:

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You're a joke. I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you.
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Re: Superman and Batman Together
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2013, 08:36:19 PM »
How could Batman possibly beat Superman?  Kryptonite?  I was hoping the new Superman series would stay away from the easy way out with Kryptonite.
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Re: Superman and Batman Together
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2013, 09:40:33 PM »
My God, man.  It's already been done and the world is a safer place for it.



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Re: Superman and Batman Together
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2013, 11:07:03 AM »
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