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Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican

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Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« on: July 21, 2013, 10:19:32 AM »
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/virginia-governor-gop-candidate-ken-cuccinelli-launches-website-pushes-reinstatement-state-anti-sodomy-law-article-1.1402340

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Virginia governor GOP candidate Ken Cuccinelli launches website that pushes for reinstatement of state's anti-sodomy law

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BY ADAM EDELMAN / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

The conservative Republican candidate for Virginia governor has begun advertising his efforts to reinstate an archaic and unconstitutional state law that make consensual oral or anal sex acts illegal.

Ken Cuccinelli, locked in a tight race for Virginia's top office, launched a new campaign website Wednesday that showcases his attempts to bring back the state's "Crimes Against Nature" law, which was struck down by federal courts earlier this year.

The law makes consensual oral or anal sex acts felonies, even for married couples who commit the acts in the privacy of their own homes.

Cuccinelli's new site, vachildpredators.com, highlights 90 people identified as "sexual predators" in Virginia who "would come off Virginia's sex offender registry if a Virginia law ... is not upheld."

In March, a three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals deemed the law invalid in connection with a 2003 Supreme Court ruling that struck down anti-sodomy laws across the country.

Cuccinelli unsuccessfully attempted to challenge the ruling, taking the case to the full 15-judge appellate court and asking the Supreme Court to step in.

The website goes on to state that the law would only be applied "to sodomy committed against minors, against non-consenting adults, or in public," but the law itself states that "if any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony."

Polls show that Cuccinelli is running neck and neck for governor with former Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe.
Seriously, we're trying to make blow jobs illegal? In this economy, we need all the jobs we can get...
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2013, 10:49:59 AM »

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by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony
And if he and she both do it at the same time, it will be a Class 69 felony?
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2013, 12:11:04 PM »
Fuck an goddamn politician in the ass.
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2013, 01:01:32 PM »
You can use extremes from either side to justify "why I'm not"

Why I'm not a bama fan: Updyke
Why I'm not an AU fan: Chopper
Why I'm not a braves fan: John rocker
Why I'm not a republican: that guy
Why I'm not a democrat: Sharpton
Why I'm not a film director: Oliver stone
Why I'm not a pop music fan: bieber
Why I'm not a rap fan: vanilla ice
Why I'm not an American: Obama
Why I'm not a socialist: Obama
Why I'm not a communist: rosa parks/MLK

And so on. 
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2013, 02:54:23 PM »
You can use extremes from either side to justify "why I'm not"

Why I'm not a bama fan: Updyke
Why I'm not an AU fan: Chopper
Why I'm not a braves fan: John rocker
Why I'm not a republican: that guy
Why I'm not a democrat: Sharpton
Why I'm not a film director: Oliver stone
Why I'm not a pop music fan: bieber
Why I'm not a rap fan: vanilla ice
Why I'm not an American: Obama
Why I'm not a socialist: Obama
Why I'm not a communist: rosa parks/MLK

And so on.
Except he's an elected official. Literally passing laws to push his warped moral beliefs.
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2013, 08:53:51 PM »
Except he's an elected official. Literally passing laws to push his warped moral beliefs.
You're describing what is probably 90% of all politicians.  They push their own beliefs, no matter what side of the aisle they sit on.  This is just one of the dumber beliefs by one politician.
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2013, 06:41:53 AM »
Except he's an elected official. Literally passing laws to push his warped moral beliefs.

Dude I fail to see why you are up in arms about it?  You're married now. 
You don't get any of that shit enough to warrant the concern about it being illegal.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2013, 09:04:50 AM »
Dude I fail to see why you are up in arms about it?  You're married now. 
You don't get any of that shit enough to warrant the concern about it being illegal.
Clearly this is Ken Cuccinelli's problem. His wife won't suck his dick, so by God, we're gonna make it illegal for anyone else to get their dick sucked.
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2013, 09:22:23 AM »
Clearly this is Ken Cuccinelli's problem. His wife won't suck his dick, so by God, we're gonna make it illegal for anyone else to get their dick sucked.

You may actually be onto something.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2013, 09:57:30 AM »
Except he's an elected official. Literally passing laws to push his warped moral beliefs.


Actually he's not elected yet hence the descriptive "candidate"
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2013, 11:07:58 AM »

Actually he's not elected yet hence the descriptive "candidate"

He's atty gen running for governor. What's sad is aside from this issue he's a pretty solid candidate. Fiscally he's spot on.

Now, are we gonna be fair and talk about some of terry mcauliffes crazy views, stances and scandals he was involved in when he was BFF with the Clintons?
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2013, 11:43:11 AM »
I lived one district over from where Cynthia Mckinney kept getting reelected.  Pretty much squashed me from ever voting Dem or Green.
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2013, 12:14:34 PM »
Carlos Danger should run for Governor there.
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Re: Another Reason I'm Still Not Republican
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2013, 12:27:46 PM »
Carlos Danger should run for Governor there.

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