Why Are They Fat?

[Townhallsavoy]

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $1.5 million to study biological and social factors for why “three-quarters” of lesbians are obese and why gay males are not, calling it an issue of “high public-health significance."

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/feds-spend-15-million-study-why-lesbians-are-fat

[Snaggletiger]

Why do a lot of lesbians try to look like women's basketball coaches? 

[AWK]

They munch a lot.

[War Eagle!!!]

Now THAT is some government spending I can get behind. Well done Obama....well done indeed...