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Position Coach Preview (from The Auburner)

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Position Coach Preview (from The Auburner)
« on: August 01, 2008, 04:14:31 PM »
Lates from the Aubunrer.

Always a good read!  Here is a snippet....

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Tuberville thinks education is the keystone of a functioning society. He sees Auburn providing the state with functioning members of society; agriculturists, engineers, healthcare workers… people who make the world a better place. The University of Alabama? They mostly produce lawyers and Bear Bryant biographers.

Tuberville sees this as a waste of valuable state resources. Even if he were governor, he wouldn’t be able to cut funding to The University of Alabama. The governor alone doesn’t have that kind of power. As Auburn’s head coach, he has the power to break the will of the Alabama fan base. When the will is finally broken, literacy rates will go up, obesity levels will go down and the state of Alabama will become a utopian society.

http://www.theauburner.com/mark_coachpreview.html
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."