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62%???? Really???
« on: January 21, 2013, 11:49:52 AM »
Dill Pickleson is calling the moving van now that changes in the tax structures put him at an eye popping 62%.  I don't care if the man made $60 million....$600 million or $600.00...how in the hell can you justify hitting someone up for over 60% of their income?  copypasties foxnews.com

For golf legend Phil Mickelson, the low 60s makes for a great score on the links — and a lousy tax rate in his home state of California.
 
Mickelson said “drastic changes” are ahead for him due to federal and California state tax increases that have pushed his tax rate to what he figures adds up to “62, 63 percent.” The left-hander will talk more about his plans — possibly moving out of California or even retiring altogether — before his hometown Farmers Insurance Open, the San Diego-area event that begins Thursday at Torrey Pines.
 
"It's been an interesting off-season," Mickelson, 42, said Sunday after the final round of the Humana Challenge. "And I'm going to have to make some drastic changes. I'm not going to jump the gun and do it right away, but I will be making some drastic changes."

Mickelson, who lives in Rancho Santa Fe, is unsure exactly what he’ll do, but changes will come, he said. If he bolts California, the San Diego native could be the Golden State's answer to actor Gerard Depardieu, who renounced his French citizenship and moved to Russia after the French government tried to jack up taxes on the rich.
 
“There are going to be some drastic changes for me because I happen to be in that zone that has been targeted both federally and by the state and, you know, it doesn't work for me right now,” he said. “So I'm going to have to make some changes."
 
California voters in November approved Proposition 30, which, in addition to raising the state sales tax, carries a menu of new tax brackets that hit millionaires like Mickelson hard. For income exceeding $1 million, the state rate jumped to 13.3 percent from 10.3 percent. For Mickelson, who earned roughly $60 million in 2012, that would be a tax increase of more than $1.8 million.
 
"If you add up all the federal and you look at the disability and the unemployment and the Social Security and the state, my tax rate's 62, 63 percent," Mickelson said. "So I've got to make some decisions on what I'm going to do."
 
Mickelson, who flirted with becoming part owner of the San Diego Padres last year, said there was “absolutely” a correlation between the tax increases and the eventual failure to grab a piece of the Padres franchise, which ultimately sold for $800 million in August.
 
Mickelson, whose net worth is conservatively reported at more than $150 million, finished with a 66 on Sunday to tie for 37th at 17 under in his season debut. The Hall of Famer — nicknamed “Lefty” for his big left-handed swing — has 40 PGA Tour victories, including four majors, and his career earnings exceed $67 million, according to PGA statistics.
 
Mickelson, according to Sports Illustrated, was the second-highest earning athlete of 2012, second only to boxing’s Floyd Mayweather, Jr. Mickelson, who was also second on the list in 2011, earned $3.7 million in winnings and $57 million in endorsements last year — for a staggering total of $60,763,488.
 
Details of Mickelson’s several endorsement deals — including partnerships with Callaway, Barclays and Rolex to name a few — are unknown, and his real estate holdings and other business ventures are not included in the Sports Illustrated tally.
 
Mayweather, by comparison, earned $85 million last year during just two fights and without any endorsement deals.
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2013, 12:00:10 PM »
That still left him with $20+ million dollars to live his life with. 

Think of all the minorities that were gifted with handouts thanks to his generous contribution to the Kill Brown People in the Middle East fund.  Think of how many Californians are breathing Smoggy-But-At-Least-We-Tried air thanks to Mickelson's hard work and success. 

I swear.  The 1% have to be the most evil people on the planet. 

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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2013, 12:06:04 PM »
That still left him with $20+ million dollars to live his life with. 

Think of all the minorities that were gifted with handouts thanks to his generous contribution to the Kill Brown People in the Middle East fund.  Think of how many Californians are breathing Smoggy-But-At-Least-We-Tried air thanks to Mickelson's hard work and success. 

I swear.  The 1% have to be the most evil people on the planet.

I haven't heard the interview with him but what kind of struck me about the article, is he's very matter-of-fact about it.  Doesn't come off as bitter.

Dude earned $60 million and you're going to take roughly 2/3 of it away from him because he needs to "pay his fair share". 
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2013, 12:08:18 PM »
I haven't heard the interview with him but what kind of struck me about the article, is he's very matter-of-fact about it.  Doesn't come off as bitter.

Dude earned $60 million and you're going to take roughly 2/3 of it away from him because he needs to "pay his fair share".


He obviously hates brown people.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2013, 12:12:26 PM »
I haven't heard the interview with him but what kind of struck me about the article, is he's very matter-of-fact about it.  Doesn't come off as bitter.

Dude earned $60 million and you're going to take roughly 2/3 of it away from him because he needs to "pay his fair share".

Maybe he realizes there's nothing he can do about it.  I've become really mellow about politics and the state of affairs.  What am I going to do about it?  Vote?  In Alabama? 

Yeah it has serious power to change things. 
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2013, 12:21:08 PM »
Mayweather, by comparison, earned $85 million last year during just two fights and without any endorsement deals.

What? The? Fuck?

This is the stupidist fucking thing I have read in a long time...
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2013, 01:14:17 PM »
I'd move to the Caymans. Just sayin'.
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2013, 01:23:59 PM »
What? The? Fuck?

This is the stupidist fucking thing I have read in a long time...

Bookies made $123412541435 billion. 
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2013, 01:25:13 PM »
Bookies made $123412541435 billion.

It was the Dukes...it was the Dukes...it was the Dukes!
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2013, 02:15:03 PM »
It was the Dukes...it was the Dukes...it was the Dukes!

Lookin' good Mortimer.
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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2013, 02:47:35 PM »
I'm getting a kick out all the liberals who fell for this guy's bullshit......twice.  :facepalm:

They voted themselves a income tax increases, while I voted for No Income Taxes.

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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2013, 02:50:08 PM »
Lookin' good Mortimer.

Who has been puttin they Kools out on my rug?!?!
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2013, 02:55:06 PM »
I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2013, 02:58:16 PM »
I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.

That, good sir, is racist.
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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2013, 03:04:28 PM »
I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.

La Boheme....it's an opera.
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« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2013, 03:13:50 PM »
Those men wanted to have sex with me!
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« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2013, 03:15:08 PM »
Yeah, the phone in his limo is broke and he couldn't call his bitches.  What is ya, ignant?
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« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2013, 03:16:08 PM »
Ain't too cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2013, 03:21:58 PM »
'Cause I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker! So get outta my face!
 
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« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2013, 03:22:04 PM »
Constance Frye
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Anytime you call...
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.