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The Jake Holland Comedy Hour

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« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2012, 01:15:36 PM »
UL-M has two quarterbacks that can play and we have maybe one?  :facepalm:
Yeah...a tied ballgame halfway through the second quarter against the 2nd string QB on a team we're paying to play us does not inspire confidence.

FML.
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« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2012, 01:17:32 PM »
Yeah...a tied ballgame halfway through the second quarter against the 2nd string QB on a team we're paying to play us does not inspire confidence.

FML.

That's like paying for a hooker and watching her undress then she kicks u in the nuts and fingers herself while counting the dough.
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« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2012, 01:18:31 PM »
Fuck dude. Get a handle on that temper...my locks depend on a tranquil environment and you're stressing them out.
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Re: The Jake Holland Comedy Hour
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2012, 01:20:51 PM »
Va Tech is currently bending over for Pitt to the tune of 21-3 in the 2nd.

So, it could be worse.
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« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2012, 01:21:05 PM »
That's like paying for a hooker and watching her undress then she kicks u in the nuts and fingers herself while counting the dough.
Your posts are like Frazier's game today.

Still a little shaky, but showing encouraging signs of improvement.
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« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2012, 01:22:33 PM »
Va Tech is currently bending over for Pitt to the tune of 21-3 in the 2nd.

So, it could be worse.
MotherFUCKER. At least I only put 4 on them in BftC.
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« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2012, 01:24:15 PM »
That ULM DB must have taken his Jake Holland pills today. It took him about 8 yards to realize Blake had lost him.
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« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2012, 01:26:01 PM »
That pass would have been an INT to a half decent team.
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« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2012, 01:27:49 PM »
While Frazier doesn't look as bad, our offense still looks like they are lost. 
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« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2012, 01:29:10 PM »
Good night nurse...that catch.  :facepalm:

This like that day over Macho Grande
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« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2012, 01:30:35 PM »
Holland just whiffed against a guy running between the tackles.  How does a MLB do that?
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Re: The Jake Holland Comedy Hour
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2012, 01:31:01 PM »
The Whitest QB ever just toasted the defense

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« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2012, 01:32:11 PM »
Defense is gawd awful.  :facepalm:
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« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2012, 01:35:16 PM »
Defense is gawd awful.  :facepalm:
We'd just be awful without holland.  He brings god into it.
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Re: The Jake Holland Comedy Hour
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2012, 01:36:18 PM »
We'd just be awful without holland.  He brings god into it.

As in (un)holy shit these guys are bad.
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« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2012, 01:37:31 PM »
Sorry guys, but bullshit penalty. Frazier is just as responsible for that his as anybody for rainbowing that one to Lutz.

You guys need to give Bray a look at QB. I'm pretty sure that Frazier wouldn't be able to make that throw 9/10 times.
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Re: The Jake Holland Comedy Hour
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2012, 01:37:42 PM »
Quan Bray for QB!
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« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2012, 01:38:19 PM »
Pathetic call on the db
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« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2012, 01:39:16 PM »
Quan Bray for QB!

best pass ever. I was thinking the same thing.
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Re: The Jake Holland Comedy Hour
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2012, 01:44:17 PM »
best pass ever. I was thinking the same thing.
We start about 3 or 4  former hs QBs on both sides of the ball.
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