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« on: August 19, 2012, 01:22:00 PM »
We knew someone that could give us insight about a recent practice.

If only there was a person who had witnessed said practice and would report to us the details.

If only there was a person who had taken pictures of all the players as they showered.

Where could we find such a person?
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2012, 01:26:34 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 19, 2012, 01:22:00 PM
We knew someone that could give us insight about a recent practice.

If only there was a person who had witnessed said practice and would report to us the details.

If only there was a person who had taken pictures of all the players as they showered.

Where could we find such a person?

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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2012, 01:29:42 PM »
I was just thinking the same thing. There used to be a guy that posted here who had connections second only to a certain drill press operator. What ever became of him?
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2012, 02:01:40 PM »
I'm taking donations for a water proof camera.  Once you fuckers pony up, I'll have all of the lathered dick pics you want.
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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2012, 02:53:00 PM »
Great...now I am inevitably have to post tl;dr pictures...
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2012, 04:25:50 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on August 19, 2012, 02:53:00 PM
Great...now I am inevitably have to post tl;dr pictures...

Engrish much?
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2012, 04:41:13 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on August 19, 2012, 02:53:00 PM
Great...now I am inevitably have to post tl;dr pictures...
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2012, 07:47:24 PM »
We got nuthin', no skreetz, nobody on the inside to feed us the skinny on the 2012 Tigers. We don't have any position coaches gushing about their boys, and the players are tight-lipped as they have ever been. 
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2012, 09:06:24 PM »
Nobody around here seems to care anymore.
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2012, 10:39:31 PM »
Fucking lawyers...
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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2012, 03:50:31 AM »
He must me to legit to quit.
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« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2012, 09:14:59 AM »
His BiL would have had pichers and a pulitzer prize winning story on the front of the X by now.
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