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Watkins Out
« on: August 03, 2012, 06:43:32 PM »
Scout reporting that Yabba Dabo Doo has suspended Sammy for the first two games.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2012, 11:29:04 PM »
Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it. Dabo has a lot of bammer in him.
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2012, 12:24:26 AM »
By the time the game rolls around, say, 48 hours before gametime, Sammy "will have done everything asked of him" and will have "earned his way back on the team."
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2012, 12:32:02 AM »
All his sins will be forgiven at halftime.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2012, 03:32:32 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 04, 2012, 12:32:02 AM
All his sins will be forgiven at halftime.

Wrong!

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CLEMSON — On August 5, 2012 Sammy Watkins was baptized at the NewSpring Church in Anderson, South Carolina.

This occurred two days after he was given a two-game suspension for a drug arrest. Watkins was found to be in possession of marijuana and two pills (Vyvanse and Adderall) that he did not have a prescription for. Watkins faces two misdemeanor charges for this discovery during a traffic stop on May 4, 2012.

Watkins will miss the Clemson season opener against Auburn on September 1st, and also the second game against Ball State on September 8th. The Tigers will have to manage these two games without one of their best players. Watkins had an impressive freshman season with 82 catches, and 12 touchdowns for 1,219 yards.

Watkins stated that “I just want to serve my consequences.” Watkins will return for the Furman game on September 15th.

http://accsportsnation.com/2012/08/07/sammy-watkins-baptized/
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2012, 03:40:40 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 07, 2012, 03:32:32 PM
Wrong!

CLEMSON — On August 5, 2012 Sammy Watkins was baptized at the NewSpring Church in Anderson, South Carolina.

This occurred two days after he was given a two-game suspension for a drug arrest. Watkins was found to be in possession of marijuana and two pills (Vyvanse and Adderall) that he did not have a prescription for. Watkins faces two misdemeanor charges for this discovery during a traffic stop on May 4, 2012.

Watkins will miss the Clemson season opener against Auburn on September 1st, and also the second game against Ball State on September 8th. The Tigers will have to manage these two games without one of their best players. Watkins had an impressive freshman season with 82 catches, and 12 touchdowns for 1,219 yards.

Watkins stated that “I just want to serve my consequences.” Watkins will return for the Furman game on September 15th.
http://accsportsnation.com/2012/08/07/sammy-watkins-baptized/



Sammy's been saved!
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2012, 03:41:00 PM »
I just want to serve my consequences


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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2012, 03:49:28 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 03:41:00 PM
I just want to serve my consequences

He must be an Engrish major.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2012, 04:10:30 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 07, 2012, 03:40:40 PM


Sammy's been saved!

Jesus lives in the jailhouse, cuz e'rbody be findin' him there.
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2012, 04:29:48 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 07, 2012, 03:40:40 PM


Sammy's been saved!

All his sins have been warshed away...

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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2012, 04:32:26 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 07, 2012, 04:29:48 PM
All his sins have been warshed away...

Includin' that Piggly Wiggly he knocked over.
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2012, 04:33:32 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 07, 2012, 04:32:26 PM
Includin' that Piggly Wiggly he knocked over.

The one in Yazoo City?
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2012, 05:04:38 PM »
The Preacher said it absolved us
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2012, 06:12:15 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 05:04:38 PM
The Preacher Dabbo said it absolved us

Fixed!
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2012, 07:27:00 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 05:04:38 PM
The Preacher said it absolved us

For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2012, 11:26:46 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 08, 2012, 07:27:00 AM
For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more.

But there was witnesses than seen us redeemed!
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2012, 11:30:25 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 08, 2012, 11:26:46 AM
But there was witnesses than seen us redeemed!

That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2012, 11:32:58 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 08, 2012, 11:30:25 AM
That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

Baptism...you two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

Pull over, Everett - let's give that colored boy a lift.
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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2012, 12:59:09 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 08, 2012, 11:32:58 AM
Baptism...you two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

Pull over, Everett - let's give that colored boy a lift.


The Lord tell ya to go to Tishaminga?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Watkins Out
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2012, 02:53:32 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 08, 2012, 12:59:09 PM

The Lord tell ya to go to Tishaminga?

Had to be there at midnight. Sell my soul to the devil.
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