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New Obama bumper stickers

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New Obama bumper stickers
« on: July 05, 2008, 11:37:28 AM »
...just for my friends here at the X.
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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2008, 11:39:12 AM »
...the hits keep cummin'
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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2008, 11:41:33 AM »
...I always finish strong
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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2008, 08:56:13 AM »
I'm trying to start another anti-Obama thread here, people...
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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2008, 09:50:57 AM »
Your last one may be the best yet! 

What are you going to do when all your bull dyke neighbors in Dick-hater find out that you are backing Juan McCain?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 10:05:39 AM »
Your last one may be the best yet! 

What are you going to do when all your bull dyke neighbors in Dick-hater find out that you are backing Juan McCain?

Hide and hope that only the hot ones find me.  Wait a minute, there are no hot dykes in Dickhater.  Damn.

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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2008, 11:08:09 AM »
On sheer youthful hotness factor alone, John McCain wins hands down.  What a stud.
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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2008, 11:09:20 AM »
Hide and hope that only the hot ones find me.  Wait a minute, there are no hot dykes in Dickhater.  Damn.
Not to be too technical, but I think the word "dykes" alone precludes the hotness factor.  I think a dyke is one of those butchy mullet wearing masculine type lesbians.  I think you can have a hot lesbian, but not a hot dyke.  I think.
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Thrilla

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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2008, 11:58:06 AM »
Not to be too technical, but I think the word "dykes" alone precludes the hotness factor.  I think a dyke is one of those butchy mullet wearing masculine type lesbians.  I think you can have a hot lesbian, but not a hot dyke.  I think.

Bingo.  You usually see the butch paired with the lipstick lesbian (which are the ones that are hot, typically).  But not in my place of residence.  Crewcuts, Denim Shorts, and oversized shirts all come in pairs and with the territory.

Now back to the topic:
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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2008, 07:59:59 PM »
Bingo.  You usually see the butch paired with the lipstick lesbian (which are the ones that are hot, typically).  But not in my place of residence.  Crewcuts, Denim Shorts, and oversized shirts all come in pairs and with the territory.

Now back to the topic:


Shouldn't you be thinking about how your child should become bilingual, Thrilla, instead of insulting the messiah and women who choose "alternative lifestyles"?   :rofl:
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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 10:24:07 AM »

Shouldn't you be thinking about how your child should become bilingual, Thrilla, instead of insulting the messiah and women who choose "alternative lifestyles"?   :rofl:

You are correct.  I've already signed my soon-to-be-born child up in a Buford highway daycare, so that we can be a part of Osama Obama's vision.  My apologies to all split tails that enjoy the occasional carpet munching session.
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Re: New Obama bumper stickers
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2008, 02:04:21 PM »
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Now back to the topic:

Meant to say excellent bumper stickers by the way.

I heard a great one on Rush's show this afternoon:

Obama loves America like O.J. loved Nicole

Rush didn't take credit for it; some local Republicans in Trenton, N.J. had that slogan on their website before quickly taking it down and denouncing it as racist and insensitive...I'm sure they castrated the webmaster afterwards too. 
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson