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Woodbery the motherfucker
« on: May 30, 2012, 08:25:14 AM »
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/05/roots_of_auburns_struggles_in.html#incart_river_default

Rehashes every bama talking point.

SACS, "Jetgate", meddling trustees, nobody wants to coach at Auburn, etc.

Might as well have been written by Redfish Barger.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2012, 08:28:10 AM by Kaos »
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Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 08:46:09 AM »
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/05/roots_of_auburns_struggles_in.html#incart_river_default

Rehashes every bama talking point.

SACS, "Jetgate", meddling trustees, nobody wants to coach at Auburn, etc.

Might as well have been written by Redfish Barger.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2012, 09:46:11 AM »
Why is he even writing this story?  What's the point? 
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Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2012, 10:00:56 AM »
Why is he even writing this story?  What's the point?

Excellent question.

Did he cover the TE commit we got out of BCW?

Or any of the recruits' comments about the event?
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2012, 10:10:54 AM »
The comment section is full of compliments from the bammer posters.

Weird how he's our beatwriter but his biggest praise comes from our rivals...
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2012, 10:13:40 AM »
The comment section is full of compliments from the bammer posters.

Weird how he's our beatwriter but his biggest praise comes from our rivals...

I feel like this article is providing them an explanation.

"Hey Everyone But Auburn Fans - Here's why they suck at basketball and baseball.  I'll report more as I dig deeper into Auburn athletics."
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Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2012, 10:20:00 AM »
Oh how I wish someone from Auburn Athletics would put in a request/demand for Wooddingleberry to be removed from covering anything Auburn.
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2012, 10:22:20 AM »
My Twitter buddy Matt Scalici loved it.

https://twitter.com/MattScalici/status/207834166849581056
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Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2012, 10:22:58 AM »
He is a Bama alum.

He wrote for the Crimson and White.

He was the BAMA beat writer for the Anniston Star.

He constantly beats the Auburn sucks drum.

I am not sure why someone thinks this is ok. The writing is on the wall with this clown. Can we please get something going to replace him? Is the guy from Mobile that got fired a couple of years back available? Hell, pay Phillip to do it. Anything. THIS GUY should not be our beat writer!
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2012, 10:23:22 AM »
Oh how I wish someone from Auburn Athletics would put in a request/demand for Wooddingleberry to be removed from covering anything Auburn.

The black eye spin that would be received by Auburn would be immeasurable. The best way to handle that shit would be for it to just be understood that nobody talks to the asshat.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2012, 10:27:23 AM »
The black eye spin that would be received by Auburn would be immeasurable. The best way to handle that shit would be for it to just be understood that nobody talks to the asshat.

Yep.  Freeze him out.

I think the NYT's gigging of him lately has Woodberry feeling like he'll just drop the pretense and become a hit-man.
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2012, 10:29:54 AM »
The black eye spin that would be received by Auburn would be immeasurable. The best way to handle that shit would be for it to just be understood that nobody talks to the asshat.


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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2012, 10:30:17 AM »
The black eye spin that would be received by Auburn would be immeasurable. The best way to handle that shit would be for it to just be understood that nobody talks to the asshat.
Couldn't they cite another reason for denying him access? I wish they would have done something after his DUI charge.
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Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2012, 10:33:40 AM »
The black eye spin that would be received by Auburn would be immeasurable. The best way to handle that shit would be for it to just be understood that nobody talks to the asshat.

While that may be true, every Auburn fan knows, and probably even the bammers, that Woodmommy part is a sorry ass excuse for an Auburn beat writer. I'm just not sure how much worse it would be from the black eye spin versus as it is now with every article this shit bag releases. I mean at least the back eye would heal. As it stands, Woodgonggonggong is like a staph infection to the nut sack.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2012, 10:37:03 AM »
Yep.  Freeze him out.

I think the NYT's gigging of him lately has Woodberry feeling like he'll just drop the pretense and become a hit-man.

Pretty much the same thing that happened with Pawwwl.
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2012, 10:37:53 AM »
I agree there would be blowback from removing him but would it be any worse than the damage he inflicts by remaining there? I would almost be willing to roll the dice.
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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2012, 12:27:40 PM »
A few from the comment section.
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Woodberry you make me sick. Your bias is so obvious. It's as though you farted in an elevator with only one other person, and tried to blame them for the stink. I truly wish JJ would ban you from the campus. I wonder how you sleep at night knowing that the fan base of the sports program that you cover utterly hates you. Pathetic worm.


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Watch out Evan, the never to yield bunch will be after you. $550,000 for a women's basketball coach? Wow

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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2012, 01:54:43 PM »
Pretty much the same thing that happened with Pawwwl.
It's almost like the NTYF brought out their true color and allowed everyone to see what they really were, Auburn fans started picking up on negative statements about Auburn, when they'd sometimes miss them or they'd say ”well, they're just doing their job...may I have another helping of Dog Shit?” The NTYF opened the eyes of Auburn fans, it didn't have to open every Auburn fan's eyes....just a decent percentage.
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Re: Woodbery the motherfucker
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2012, 10:14:56 PM »
Dayumn!!!!

http://www.nevertoyieldfoundation.com/2012/why-alabama-sucks/

Spot fucking on.

It's too bad this will likely sail high above the heads of many.
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