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« Reply #60 on: March 20, 2012, 01:44:44 PM »
Goes all the way up to the Beereeau of Weights and Measures PAAAAAWWWWWWWWLL!

Dey was probleee meetin in that oveltine office with Olbomer and Miltie. Dontchu recken thats wut theyz doin pawwwwwl? I mean, wut else could it-a been?
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« Reply #61 on: March 20, 2012, 01:47:54 PM »
Bammer got beat by some HS team named Crayton. That's pretty funny too.


Yes, that was hilarious.  I enjoyed that almost as much as I enjoyed the Dook/ Lehigh game.
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« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2012, 01:52:22 PM »

Well, The Pharaoh is wearing a Carolina Blue tie even in that picture.

I can fault him for a lot of things but not for liking a winning team.

Hey, whatever helps you sleep better at night.
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« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2012, 01:53:40 PM »

Yes, that was hilarious.  I enjoyed that almost as much as I enjoyed the Dook/ Lehigh game.

Didn't Clapton do a song about Lehigh?
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« Reply #64 on: March 20, 2012, 01:58:07 PM »
Hey, whatever helps you sleep better at night.


My conscience is clear on this matter.
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« Reply #65 on: March 20, 2012, 02:06:58 PM »

Now you're just being ugly. 

Is it my new avatar that cuts so deeply?

Or is it the fact that Dook didn't win the ACC regular season, didn't win the ACC tournament, and got knocked out of the NCAA tournament in Round 2 by a Patriot League school?
Now wait a minute.....I am not a bammer sir and place my happiness in life on how well a team does. 



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« Reply #66 on: March 20, 2012, 02:20:02 PM »
Didn't Clapton do a song about Lehigh?

I seem to think they had him on his knees.
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« Reply #67 on: March 20, 2012, 02:26:56 PM »
I seem to think they had him on his knees.

Hmm? Thought that was Saban?
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« Reply #68 on: March 20, 2012, 02:32:24 PM »
Now wait a minute.....I am not a bammer sir and place my happiness in life on how well a team does.


I have to admit to placing part of my happiness this BB season on how poorly Dook has ended up; especially after that damn lucky-ass 3 point shot in their first meeting with Carolina.  I hate Dook.  Fat lot of good that lucky shot is doing them now.  Did I say I hate Dook?  I hate Dook.
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« Reply #69 on: March 20, 2012, 02:43:20 PM »

I have to admit to placing part of my happiness this BB season on how poorly Dook has ended up; especially after that damn lucky-ass 3 point shot in their first meeting with Carolina.  I hate Dook.  Fat lot of good that lucky shot is doing them now.  Did I say I hate Dook?  I hate Dook.

I didn't watch much basketball outside of AU and some SEC matchups.  I did watch the Aircraft Carrier game b/c, well, that was just badass.  I watched the IU buzzer beater win over KY. I watched Duke two or three times and realized they just didn't have it this year.  They were solid, just didn't have it to be great.   I did watch FSU beat the Tarheels.  I figured you would be seriously hating them right now. 

I tired to watch several more, but pulled a Garman and napped for most of them.   Something was missing from this year to me.  It wasn't the same as it has been in years past.  Either that or I am getting older and I don't get excited about it as I once did.
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« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2012, 02:54:17 PM »

I have to admit to placing part of my happiness this BB season on how poorly Dook has ended up; especially after that damn lucky-ass 3 point shot in their first meeting with Carolina.  I hate Dook.  Fat lot of good that lucky shot is doing them now.  Did I say I hate Dook?  I hate Dook.

Oh that shot did just what it was intended to do.  Let me translate from Coack K speak to reality.

Well, we hung around and fought hard.  We stayed just close enough to where we could get hot at the end...and RIP THAT FUCKING HEART OUT AND THROW IT DOWN ON THAT BABY BLUE CENTER COURT LOGO AND STOMP IT FLAT...IN FRONT OF ALL THE BABY GOAT FANS...Now, I still think they're the better team and they'll probably win the next time we play....we're in a transition year...but until then.....SUCK IT BITCHES!!!
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« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2012, 03:01:05 PM »
Oh that shot did just what it was intended to do.  Let me translate from Coack K speak to reality.

Well, we hung around and fought hard.  We stayed just close enough to where we could get hot at the end...and RIP THAT fudgeING HEART OUT AND THROW IT DOWN ON THAT BABY BLUE CENTER COURT LOGO AND STOMP IT FLAT...IN FRONT OF ALL THE BABY GOAT FANS...Now, I still think they're the better team and they'll probably win the next time we play....we're in a transition year...but until then.....SUCK IT BITCHES!!!

Something is getting lost in translation because all I hear is:
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
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« Reply #72 on: March 20, 2012, 03:05:47 PM »
Something is getting lost in translation because all I hear is:


Look, the little boy is naturally upset when the Duke women's team loses.  His mama is the Coach.   
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« Reply #73 on: March 20, 2012, 03:24:21 PM »
I didn't watch much basketball outside of AU and some SEC matchups.  I did watch the Aircraft Carrier game b/c, well, that was just badass.  I watched the IU buzzer beater win over KY. I watched Duke two or three times and realized they just didn't have it this year.  They were solid, just didn't have it to be great.   I did watch FSU beat the Tarheels.  I figured you would be seriously hating them right now. 

I tired to watch several more, but pulled a Garman and napped for most of them.   Something was missing from this year to me.  It wasn't the same as it has been in years past.  Either that or I am getting older and I don't get excited about it as I once did.

If you could have made it down to Auburn for the game earlier this month you and GarMan would have made some good company...his snoring was scaring the little kid that was sitting beside of him.

Yeah, we're all getting a little older; I did get excited about the Carrier Classic game...that was badass no doubt.  And, yes, I'm hating on FSU too but they were dispatched from the tournament by Cincy.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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« Reply #74 on: March 20, 2012, 03:58:30 PM »
Look, the little boy is naturally upset when the Duke women's team loses.  His mama is the Coach.

Seeing that reminds me of two things.  One it reminds me of 2005 UGA game when the little snooty shits were in the stands cheering and yelling.  One of them said something about Auburn, I couldn't understand it, either that or I was so pissed I didn't hear anything other than Charlie Browns teacher.  Brandon Cox, 4th and 9, no way, welp we lost this..............Oh holy shit! Cox hits Aromashodu who is WAO!!!   Then I see the cute little cheerleader crying and knew all was right in the world.

It also reminds me b/c it was Maryland, of the "Miracle Minute" game.  Maryland fans started chanting "Overrated" and Duke came back and spanked that ass for them.  Whenever I see Maryland written anywhere, I always think of that. 
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« Reply #75 on: March 20, 2012, 04:04:16 PM »
If you could have made it down to Auburn for the game earlier this month you and GarMan would have made some good company...his snoring was scaring the little kid that was sitting beside of him.

Yeah, we're all getting a little older; I did get excited about the Carrier Classic game...that was badass no doubt.  And, yes, I'm hating on FSU too but they were dispatched from the tournament by Cincy.

I will make it next year.  I wouldn't fall asleep though.  I don't trust you bastards enough to fall around you. :)

This whole sports year hasn't excited me.  I wasn't all that excited during football season and actually did a lot of grilling out in the middle of games.  It has transitioned over in to teh rounds ballz.  I am sure Besiboll season will be the same.   Hell, I am not even excited about boxing anymore.  Damn, I am getting old aren't I?
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« Reply #76 on: March 20, 2012, 04:20:30 PM »
Seeing that reminds me of two things.  One it reminds me of 2005 UGA game when the little snooty shits were in the stands cheering and yelling.  One of them said something about Auburn, I couldn't understand it, either that or I was so pissed I didn't hear anything other than Charlie Browns teacher.  Brandon Cox, 4th and 9, no way, welp we lost this..............Oh holy shit! Cox hits Aromashodu who is WAO!!!   Then I see the cute little cheerleader crying and knew all was right in the world.

It also reminds me b/c it was Maryland, of the "Miracle Minute" game.  Maryland fans started chanting "Overrated" and Duke came back and spanked that ass for them.  Whenever I see Maryland written anywhere, I always think of that.

Special moments indeed. 

Many moons ago, Auburn beat FSU down in Tallahassee 42-41.  The stadium at that time was not enclosed and the two endzones were where they put the visiting fans.  I was seated right at the end and for some reason, this Nole fan at the end of his section picks me out to act like an ass to.  FSU scores and I happen to look over at him.  He's X'ing me out and chopping me etc. Wait, Auburn scores...yo, suck on this, Semen-hole.  Damn, FSU goes right down the field..chop chop, birdie finger.  Touchdown Aubuuurrrrnnn......take that bitch.

You can imagine how it went with a 42-41 score.  It got to a point where all we could do was shake our heads.  Only game I've ever left where I was physically and emotionally drained.   
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« Reply #78 on: March 21, 2012, 10:05:14 AM »
Don't you have some kittens to torture?
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« Reply #79 on: March 21, 2012, 10:08:06 AM »
Look, the little boy is naturally upset when the Duke women's team loses.  His mama is the Coach.

Even though daddy appears to be a Maryland fan.
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