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AU vs. The Unwashed

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AU vs. The Unwashed
« on: March 05, 2012, 04:56:23 PM »
AU/Bama play their customary pre-conference game in Monkeytown Tuesday night.  Better check my dates because I was wrong about Purdue.  Neither of these teams are exactly tearing it up this year and AU comes in at 7-6.  I admit I haven't watched an inning of Auburn baseball so far but from the write ups, it appears they're pretty competitive.  A ton of new faces this year so it's hard to tell just what they've got.

After 13 games against a pretty decent schedule, the Tigahs have their first 6 batters in the line up all at .333 or better.  Team is batting .324 overall.  They don't hit a lot of long balls (5) but they do get on and steal a lot of bases.  It looks like the starting pitching for the most part is fairly solid.  With the exception of 2 games out in Tuscon against #8 Areyzoney, vitrtually all of their losses have been 1-2 run affairs. Don't know what that really says but I'm hoping they just need that little something or changing a little luck to put them over the top.

Anywho, here's to slapping the Tahd around tomorrow night.   
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2012, 05:10:33 PM »
Are they playing in the Auburn Arena?
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2012, 05:15:46 PM »
Are they playing in the Auburn Arena?

We should definitely have more than 5 HR's then.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2012, 06:14:22 PM »
Are they playing in the Auburn Arena?

At least the balls' flight paths won't be affected by any banners.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2012, 06:22:05 PM »
Snaggle wins post of the year.  I'm going to start posting football threads in the Culinary forum just to throw his Alzheimer's for a loop.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2012, 09:15:56 PM »
Now, thanks to Snag, the Auburn baseball will now hit a losing streak since he put them in the B-ball forum. Thanks pal.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2012, 09:19:20 AM »
Looks like yesterday was the wrong day to quit sniffing glue....and start doing meth.  Next thing you know, I'll get Mike Dwyers name wrong too.  By the way, is he out of Chizik's dog house?
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2012, 09:24:32 AM »
Looks like yesterday was the wrong day to quit sniffing glue....and start doing meth.  Next thing you know, I'll get Mike Dwyers name wrong too.  By the way, is he out of Chizik's dog house?

We're gonna forget all about Dwyer when we see Dante Aymanmeat suit it up this fall.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2012, 09:38:59 AM »
We're gonna forget all about Dwyer when we see Dante Aymanmeat suit it up this fall.

I foresee a dynamic duo in that pair.  How can you not be under the training of Eddie Gran?
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2012, 09:58:17 AM »
I foresee a dynamic duo in that pair.  How can you not be under the training of Eddie Gran?

I agree, but Lebo must go now. We don't need to wait until after the SEC tourney. And my goodness, if we even try to go with the spread, I am going to puke. It will never work under Tubs.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2012, 10:02:48 AM »
I agree, but Lebo must go now. We don't need to wait until after the SEC tourney. And my goodness, if we even try to go with the spread, I am going to puke. It will never work under Tubs.

Never work at Auburn.  Remember when that midget, Tommy Bowden, went 5-wide and effectively scrapped the run.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2012, 10:04:18 AM »
Never work at Auburn.  Remember when that midget, Tommy Bowden, went 5-wide and effectively scrapped the run.

Exactly...Tommy Joe Eagles had 5 guards on the floor together.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2012, 10:06:27 AM »
Exactly...Tommy Joe Eagles had 5 guards on the floor together.
Poor guy went and had himself a heearrrtt attack or sumthin'.....it must be hard being famous.

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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2012, 10:38:34 AM »
Okay, let's get back on track.  After all, this is the Football forum.  I am so pumped about the Spring game and seeing what kind of defense Bryan Van Der Sloot has us running.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2012, 10:44:07 AM »
Okay, let's get back on track.  After all, this is the Football forum.  I am so pumped about the Spring game and seeing what kind of defense Bryan Van Der Sloot has us running.

He's going to kill as many bitches as possible.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2012, 11:03:46 AM »
He's going to kill as many bitches as possible.

I heard he was a defensive star for the Peruvian Futbol team.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2012, 11:04:45 AM »
I heard he was a defensive star for the Peruvian Futbol team.

That was before his porn star days.
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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2012, 02:06:11 PM »
He's going to kill as many bitches as possible.

Only in international waters.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2012, 03:35:37 PM »
If AU wins this game tonight, I'm starting a thread about it.....in the Culinary Forum.
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Re: AU vs. The Unwashed
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2012, 03:38:12 PM »
If AU wins this game tonight, I'm starting a thread about it.....in the Culinary Forum.

It would be rather scrumptious.
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