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Zooker?
« on: January 09, 2012, 08:53:09 AM »
I need skreets.  Is the Zooker going to be the next DC, or is this just another interview?
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Re: Zooker?
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 08:55:16 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2012, 08:53:09 AM
I need skreets.  Is the Zooker going to be the next DC, or is this just another interview?

I keep reading the same thing but I don't really have a clue. I keep seeing Jim Leavitt being discussed a good bit too.
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Re: Zooker?
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 08:56:48 AM »
I'd like either Zook or Chapstick Leavitt.
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Re: Zooker?
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 01:38:29 PM »
Still team JWJ pesonally, but I don't know that I want Zooker.   If we are going after a former head coach for DC I would rather have Leavitt or Shannon.  I want someone that is mean as hell and would get them mean again.  I just don't see that from Zooker.
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Re: Zooker?
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 01:40:26 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on January 09, 2012, 01:38:29 PM
Still team JWJ pesonally, but I don't know that I want Zooker.   If we are going after a former head coach for DC I would rather have Leavitt or Shannon.  I want someone that is mean as hell and would get them mean again.  I just don't see that from Zooker.

For realz and b/w those three, Leavitt is the meanest by far. I wish I wish I wish Leavitt to be our new DC.
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Re: Zooker?
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 02:15:29 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on January 09, 2012, 01:38:29 PM
Still team JWJ pesonally, but I don't know that I want Zooker.   If we are going after a former head coach for DC I would rather have Leavitt or Shannon.  I want someone that is mean as hell and would get them mean again.  I just don't see that from Zooker.

After reading that write up from Rivals on Shannon, I am not too sure I want him. He has had uber talent at his disposal at all times when he has been at Miami and in some of those years underachieved. I mean, I dont dislike the guy nor do I think he's a BAD DC, but I just dont think he's all that like many make him out to be.  I used to be one of those who thought he was the dog's bollucks. I'd rather have Leavitt or Zook.
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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2012, 05:08:05 PM »
I think we should hire Van Gorder.  He would be awesome.
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Re: Zooker?
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2012, 05:09:54 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 09, 2012, 05:08:05 PM
I think we should hire Van Gorder.  He would be awesome.

My skreets are saying that it most likely will not be Zook or Leavitt.
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Re: Zooker?
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2012, 05:12:04 PM »
I really want to see any one of either Zook, Shannon or Leavitt.  Something tells me they're going to go another direction.  Maybe grab a former SEC DC out of the pros.
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2012, 05:13:55 PM »
You guys are really reaching. No way Van Gorder leaves a DC job to come down to Auburn for the same position.....no way.
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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2012, 05:48:45 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on January 09, 2012, 05:13:55 PM
You guys are really reaching. No way Van Gorder leaves a DC job to come down to Auburn for the same position.....no way.
UNLESS HE DID!
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Re: Zooker?
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2012, 06:08:16 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 09, 2012, 05:08:05 PM
I think we should hire Van Gorder.  He would be awesome.

My skreets are now saying this is a possibility. 
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Re: Zooker?
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2012, 06:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2012, 06:08:16 PM
My skreets are now saying this is a possibility.
Oh and your skreets are more gooder I suppose?
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2012, 07:31:54 AM »
Quote from: djsimp on January 09, 2012, 05:13:55 PM
You guys are really reaching. No way Van Gorder leaves a DC job to come down to Auburn for the same position.....no way.

Word around Atlanta is that he was given the Roofie treatment.  It was explained that he needed to find other gainful employment.
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2012, 07:56:19 AM »
(keep this here) We will hire a DC before this week's over!  :bar:
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Re: Zooker?
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2012, 08:19:09 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 10, 2012, 07:31:54 AM
Word around Atlanta is that he was given the Roofie treatment.  It was explained that he needed to find other gainful employment.

They should really call it the Floorie treatment.
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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2012, 08:26:46 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2012, 08:19:09 AM
They should really call it the Floorie treatment.

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