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Who you are by the spin doctors
« on: December 16, 2011, 06:21:33 AM »
Headline in al.com:

Former NFL player arrested

http://blog.al.com/live/2011/12/former_nfl_defensive_lineman_o.html

The fact that he played at Alabama is buried. 

Some dude who played at Auburn in the 50s is arrested and the headline reads:

Former Auburn player...
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 09:33:51 AM »
Part II:

On the Baumhower show on WNSP last night they discussed coaching changes.

"Malzahn going to Arkansas State?  Wow.  That's a shocker. Why would you leave Auburn and cut your pay by more than half to take a job at a place like Arkansas State.  Unbelievable.  Something's fishy there. No question something's seriously wrong at Auburn. "

And...

"McElweiner to Colorado State?  Fantastic move. Going to a program with a tradition of success that he can build on.  Colorado State makes perfect sense.  It's a smaller program than Alabama, of course, but McElweiner is going home.  That's his home.  Perfect opportunity to return home and keep building that program." 

 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Yeah.  That's how it is. 

Colorado State has a great tradition of success.   Last five years 3-9, 3-9, 7-6, 3-9, 4-8.  (By comparison, Arkansas State's five year record is not that much better, but at least they had a 10-win season this year). 

McElweiner is "home."  He was born in Montana and coached at Montana State, Eastern Washington, Fresno, Oakland, Louisville, Michigan State and Alabama.  Colorado is CLEARLY his home.   I'm from New Mexico.  I was in an airport there once.  (By comparison, Malzahn has coached outside of the state of Arkansas for a grand total of five years in his coaching career.  He played college football in Arkansas.) 

I wanted to climb through the radio and punch both of the motherfuckers in the face.  I contemplated driving to the restaurant where the broadcast was being held and heckling them until I was arrested. 
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 09:35:59 AM »
I wanted to climb through the radio and punch both of the motherfuckers in the face.  I contemplated driving to the restaurant where the broadcast was being held and heckling them until I was arrested. 


Now that would have been a story!
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 09:37:51 AM »
Headline in al.com:

Former NFL player arrested

http://blog.al.com/live/2011/12/former_nfl_defensive_lineman_o.html

The fact that he played at Alabama is buried. 

Some dude who played at Auburn in the 50s is arrested and the headline reads:

Former Auburn player...

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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 09:51:13 AM »
I wanted to climb through the radio and punch both of the motherfuckers in the face. 

Am I gonna have to have the dealership put a tomato in your radio to keep you out of jail?
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 09:59:32 AM »
Am I gonna have to have the dealership put a tomato in your radio to keep you out of jail?
What if it were an orange and blue tomato created by an Auburn Biologist in an Auburn Lab. Would you still hate it?
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 10:08:18 AM »
I remember the Spin Doctors. I thought they were awful and kinda ghey. The lead singer looked like a goat so RWS probably has all of their albums.
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 10:34:39 AM »
III:

WNSP radio this morning.

"Who's the better quarterback, Cam Newton or Tim Tebow?  Right now at this moment, I'd have to say Cam but not because of the record. He's probably a little better than Tebow, but that could change.  Have to see how things go. But when it comes to who I'd watch?  I wouldn't turn on the TV to watch Newton.  If there was a choice of watching Newton or Tebow, BAM, I'm turning it to Tebow every time." 

Haters.
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 10:44:10 AM »
III:

WNSP radio this morning.

"Who's the better quarterback, Cam Newton or Tim Tebow?  Right now at this moment, I'd have to say Cam but not because of the record. He's probably a little better than Tebow, but that could change.  Have to see how things go. But when it comes to who I'd watch?  I wouldn't turn on the TV to watch Newton.  If there was a choice of watching Newton or Tebow, BAM, I'm turning it to Tebow every time." 

Haters.

Of course for most of us tuning in to Cam is automatic. I would agree somewhat with what these guys said if it weren't for their obvious goat worship. Tebow has managed some miraculous shit this year and continues to do so; not to mention his raving "Tebowing". Cam is by far the more complete QB and a freak of an athlete but Tebow has also garnered much attention this year for his 4th quarter comebacks. Still though, if its a choice between the Panthers or the Broncos.....
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 01:00:29 PM »
Am I gonna have to have the dealership put a tomato in your radio to keep you out of jail?
Little miss can't be wrong.
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« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2011, 01:21:28 PM »
Little miss can't be wrong.

Been a whole easier since the bitch left town
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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2011, 01:26:41 PM »
I remember the Spin Doctors. I thought they were awful and kinda ghey. The lead singer looked like a goat so RWS probably has all of their albums.

And if you...want to buy her flowers...just go ahead now. 
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2011, 01:31:24 PM »
I used to spin the doctors.
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2011, 01:34:53 PM »
And if you...want to buy her flowers...just go ahead now.

One of the gayiest songs ever.
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« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2011, 01:39:37 PM »
One of the gayiest songs ever.

The guy in your avatar did a song about his "Ding-a-ling".
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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2011, 01:41:24 PM »
The guy in your avatar did a song about his "Ding-a-ling".
BOOM!
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2011, 02:10:43 PM »
The guy in your avatar did a song about his "Ding-a-ling".
Damn right he did! You got issues with a man playing his ding-a-ling?

I'd rather play with my ding-a-ling than talk about buying flowers and adoration.


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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2011, 02:17:34 PM »
Fuck you too.


Well, I don't think I can handle this
A cloudy day in Metropolis
I think I'll talk to my analyst
I got it so bad for this little journalist
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Re: Who you are by the spin doctors
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2011, 02:32:49 PM »
I used to spin the doctors.

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« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2011, 02:54:17 PM »
Damn right he did! You got issues with a man playing his ding-a-ling?

I'd rather play with my ding-a-ling than talk about buying flowers and adoration.

fudge you too.

You write songs about flowers and adoration and you get to hook up with the princess.

You write songs about playing with your ding-a-ling and you get to keep playing with your ding-a-ling.
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