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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2011, 10:47:37 PM »
Shane?  Really?  I am orange and blue thru and thru but Shane was actually a great friend of mine.  I usually just lurk here, catching whatever news i can...but your comment was a little ridiculous.  My bammer friends said that there were a lot of "Shane" comments out there when he passed away, but I thought "no way...the AU Family isn't like that."  Guess I was wrong.

Fuck you
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2011, 11:36:27 PM »
Uh oohs, somebody not too smart de puters.

Uh oohs...I'm actually very good with de puters.  The only thing funnier than being a "bammer" troll, is pretending to be "All In," knowing that the Fambly will uncover the truth.  You trashy punks are funnier than that group of guys you call a football team, DOWN on the plains. 
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2011, 01:02:49 AM »
Uh oohs...I'm actually very good with de puters.  The only thing funnier than being a "bammer" troll, is pretending to be "All In," knowing that the Fambly will uncover the truth.  You trashy punks are funnier than that group of guys you call a football team, DOWN on the plains.

Dust.

That's what Shane is. 
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2011, 08:41:38 AM »
Uh oohs...I'm actually very good with de puters.  The only thing funnier than being a "bammer" troll, is pretending to be "All In," knowing that the Fambly will uncover the truth.  You trashy punks are funnier than that group of guys you call a football team, DOWN on the plains.

Only if you're a fucking, cock eating sack of shit with no life.  Struggling to understand the emphasis on the word "DOWN".  I'm sure it has meaning to you though.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2011, 11:34:11 AM »
Uh oohs...I'm actually very good with de puters.  The only thing gooder than being a "bammer" troll, is gettin'  "All In" my cousins asshole, knowing that the Family knows I'm a sorry lowlife piece of shit goat rapist.  The X is no place for a douchecanoe like myself and I am not even worthy of a Jumbo fisting.

Gooder? You really suck at this.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2011, 11:38:47 AM »
Only if you're a fudgeing, pecker eating sack of shitake with no life.  Struggling to understand the emphasis on the word "DOWN".  I'm sure it has meaning to you though.

Wow..  You know, If your school took football half as serious as you do your message boards, you might be able to accomplish something. 
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2011, 11:48:26 AM »
Haha! I see what you did there.  You got me!  Very well played.  You must be the same guy that doctored up Cam's daddy's bank records.  Those editing skills could make anything look legit.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2011, 12:08:09 PM »
Haha! I see what you did there.  You got me!  Very well played.  You must be the same guy that doctored up Cam's daddy's bank records.  Those editing skills could make anything look legit.

Wow, you really do suck at this. I'm bored.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2011, 12:49:03 PM »
hahaha...1 post before you were flushed out? That's a record. You suck at being undercover and shit...
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2011, 02:08:45 PM »
hahaha...1 post before you were flushed out? That's a record. You suck at being undercover and shitake...

Ha!  Just another record for the Bama Nation.  You really think I wanted to be undercover?  What would be the fun in that?  I can only pretend to support your team for a few moments.  The faces of AU right now are Head Coach Bobby Lowder...I mean, head coach pat dye.... I mean, head coach Gus Malzahn, his lunatic wife, and the towel waving thug who graces your sidelines do proudly.

   Are you guys actually proud of that?  Get a Def. Coordinator worth a flip and tell Gus to quit calling plays that exploit your weaknesses.  You all have been recruiting at a high level... A very high level.  There was no reason they should have been so bad this year.  Your coaches made some very talented athletes look not so talented. Flame away.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2011, 05:24:30 PM »
Ha!  Just another record for the Bama Nation.  You really think I wanted to be undercover?  What would be the fun in that?  I can only pretend to support your team for a few moments.  The faces of AU right now are Head Coach Bobby Lowder...I mean, head coach pat dye.... I mean, head coach Gus Malzahn, his lunatic wife, and the towel waving thug who graces your sidelines do proudly.

   Are you guys actually proud of that?  Get a Def. Coordinator worth a flip and tell Gus to quit calling plays that exploit your weaknesses.  You all have been recruiting at a high level... A very high level.  There was no reason they should have been so bad this year.  Your coaches made some very talented athletes look not so talented. Flame away.

Does your crack whore mommy know you're on the computer?
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2011, 05:41:30 PM »
Wait, is Shane dead already?

I really wanted him to linger on for a while....

PCT where were you on this one?
At the top of a lonely hill in a cemetery in Trussville lies a freshly dug grave with the husk of a rotten son-of-a-bitch decaying underneath the soil.

I know where he is, and Dustin is welcome to meet me there. I have a lot of shit to spread and could use an extra hand.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2011, 08:54:53 PM »
Ha!  Just another record for the Bama Nation.  You really think I wanted to be undercover?  What would be the fun in that?  I can only pretend to support your team for a few moments.  The faces of AU right now are Head Coach Bobby Lowder...I mean, head coach pat dye.... I mean, head coach Gus Malzahn, his lunatic wife, and the towel waving thug who graces your sidelines do proudly.

   Are you guys actually proud of that?  Get a Def. Coordinator worth a flip and tell Gus to quit calling plays that exploit your weaknesses.  You all have been recruiting at a high level... A very high level.  There was no reason they should have been so bad this year.  Your coaches made some very talented athletes look not so talented. Flame away.





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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2011, 10:19:11 PM »
Wow..  You know, If your school took football half as serious as you do your message boards, you might be able to accomplish something.

And if you took your lives half as serious as you do football....

And oh yeah, fuck you and Shane. I hope he rots. You can join him if you wish.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2011, 11:12:03 PM »
Somebody is a vewy sad and a wittle bit angwy that there are no new countdowns on Auburngate.com
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2011, 11:16:23 PM »
Somebody is a vewy sad and a wittle bit angwy that there are no new countdowns on Auburngate.com

I like this chick
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2011, 04:03:23 AM »
Hey, I wonder if Tom Albetar will have a "Trent's 3rd Place Finish in The Heisman Race" suit on display. Maybe a box frame with a carton of cigarettes signed by Shane Cornhole.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2011, 09:36:43 AM »
Ha!  Just another record for the Bama Nation.

You're going to hang your "Down Syndrome Troll of the Hour" award next to 28 fictitious national championships?  Makes sense...

You really think I wanted to be undercover?  What would be the fun in that?  I can only pretend to support your team for a few moments.

You didn't want to be undercover...yet you pretended to be an Auburn fan by saying "I am orange and blue thru and thru."

In other news, Bama fans don't really want to beat their wives; they only pretend to beat their wives by hitting them in the face.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2011, 09:51:55 AM »
In other news, Bama fans don't really want to beat their wives; they only pretend to beat their wives by hitting them in the face.

They'd already been told twice.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2011, 09:55:50 AM »
You're going to hang your "Down Syndrome Troll of the Hour" award next to 28 fictitious national championships?  Makes sense...

You didn't want to be undercover...yet you pretended to be an Auburn fan by saying "I am orange and blue thru and thru."

In other news, Bama fans don't really want to beat their wives; they only pretend to beat their wives by hitting them in the face.

Haha!! Winner!!  This post has the funny.  What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing, you already told her twice.
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