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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2011, 09:58:23 AM »
This post has the funny. 

Yes, the post was gooder.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2011, 10:08:21 AM »
Haha!! Winner!!  This post has the funny.  What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing, you already told her twice.

Awe look, the wittle troll went from wolf in sheep's clothing, to fucking outright troll, to trying to make friends in less than a dozen posts.  I give him 14 years old, tops.  Maybe a Sandusky target even.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2011, 10:27:11 AM »
Tell me one of you cocksuckers just got bored and made a new name to have a little fun.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #43 on: December 12, 2011, 10:28:52 AM »
They'd already been told twice.
Haha!! Winner!!  This post has the funny.  What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2011, 10:35:26 AM »
Awe look, the wittle troll went from wolf in sheep's clothing, to fudgeing outright troll, to trying to make friends in less than a dozen posts.  I give him 14 years old, tops.  Maybe a Sandusky target even.

Haha! He said it was full-contact thumb wrestling... Speaking of Sandusky... It sounds like your butt hole is still a little
sore.. You think I should continue acting like a troll on here?  No thanks.  Like another poster said.. "I'm bored."  It gets old.  Now the board knows who I am, and we can converse like adults.  You think I'm trying to make friends? Why because I'm talking football in other threads?  No bruh.  I'm talking football. 
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #45 on: December 12, 2011, 11:01:34 AM »
Haha! He said it was full-contact thumb wrestling... Speaking of Sandusky... It sounds like your butt hole is still a little
sore.. You think I should continue acting like a troll on here?  No thanks.  Like another poster said.. "I'm bored."  It gets old.  Now the board knows who I am, and we can converse like adults.  You think I'm trying to make friends? Why because I'm talking football in other threads?  No bruh.  I'm talking football.

Bruh?   :facepalm:
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #46 on: December 12, 2011, 11:06:22 AM »
Bruh?   :facepalm:

That's Dog The Bounty Hunter for "friend".
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2011, 11:07:37 AM »
Bruh?   :facepalm:

Maybe he secretly wishes he was a coonass.

http://www.gumbopages.com/yatspeak.html

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BRA - A form of address for men, usually one with whom you are not acquainted. Usually used in this manner: "Say, bra ..." Ostensibly an abbreviation for "brother."

Often heard in amusing contexts, such as the question "Say bra, what time da midnight movie starts?" asked of me when I was an usher at the Village Aurora Cinema 6 in Algiers. Another good one was contributed by Gumbo Pages reader Larry Beron: "A friend of mine went to the Rally's at Vets and Bonnabel in Metairie and overheard the driver of the car ahead of him ask the drive-up clerk, 'Say bra ... how many meats y'all put on them double-cheeseburgers?'")
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2011, 11:10:16 AM »
That's Dog The Bounty Hunter for "friend".

I thought that was more of a "brah"?
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2011, 11:19:22 AM »
I thought that was more of a "brah"?

It is, but Dust is Norwegian
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2011, 11:21:26 AM »
Bruh?   :facepalm:

Seriously though...Bruh?

At least you know he's a homo now.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2011, 11:26:37 AM »
It is, but Dust is Norwegian

I didn't know ugly Norwegian women existed.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #52 on: December 12, 2011, 11:29:35 AM »
Seriously though...Bruh?

At least you know he's a homo now.

For realz, and a punk 13 year old homo to boot.
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #53 on: December 12, 2011, 11:37:28 AM »
Welcome to the board dust.

Here is a gift of greeting just for you.

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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #54 on: December 12, 2011, 11:41:48 AM »
At the top of a lonely hill in a cemetery in Trussville

Please tell me this is not true!!!
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #55 on: December 12, 2011, 11:56:22 AM »
Dust, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here ?
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #56 on: December 12, 2011, 12:00:38 PM »
Dust, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here ?

Dust is about as funny as a screen door on a battleship
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #57 on: December 12, 2011, 12:01:59 PM »
Dust, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here ?

He'll probably counter with something like "you seem upset" or "you're just butthurt", then post some more grade school level shit. 
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #58 on: December 12, 2011, 12:05:09 PM »
What are you looking at butthead?
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Re: AUBsession
« Reply #59 on: December 12, 2011, 12:07:06 PM »
Haha! He said it was full-contact thumb wrestling... Speaking of Sandusky... It sounds like your butt hole is still a little
sore.. You think I should continue acting like a troll on here?  No thanks.  Like another poster said.. "I'm bored."  It gets old.  Now the board knows who I am, and we can converse like adults.  You think I'm trying to make friends? Why because I'm talking football in other threads?  No bruh.  I'm talking football.

Every post from this kid <
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