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Saban To Texas
« on: November 21, 2011, 03:45:41 PM »
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2011, 04:17:15 PM »
...?

https://twitter.com/#!/search/saban%20texas

Just doing my part to  :pot:
“@Aubielicious: Nick Saban going to Texas is about as likely as Nick Saban being asked to get something off the top shelf.”

That shit is funny.
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2011, 04:56:10 PM »
“@Aubielicious: Nick Saban going to Texas is about as likely as Nick Saban being asked to get something off the top shelf.”

That shit is funny.

Or Snaggle getting his nuts back from his ...  no nevermind.  Saban to Texas would happen long before that.
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 09:34:41 AM »
Or Snaggle getting his nuts back from his ...  no nevermind.  Saban to Texas would happen long before that.

I've noticed you seem to think a lot about my nuts.

Call me, maybe we can do lunch.
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 09:35:52 AM »
Saban would never go to Texas. He doesnt put up with half assed attendance by fans, and well.....UT knows half assed attendance.
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 10:11:47 AM »
I've noticed you seem to think a lot about my nuts.

Call me, maybe we can do lunch.

Only if you buy.
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 10:18:36 AM »
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 10:21:25 AM »
Only if you buy.

So, the rumors about Marines, they're true eh?
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 10:40:59 AM »
So, the rumors about Marines, they're true eh?

That's not Marines JR. That's Texans. And it aint rumors.
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 11:01:09 AM »
So, the rumors about Marines, they're true eh?

Depends on what sailor you've been talking to.
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 11:07:30 AM »
Depends on what sailor you've been talking to.

Its those that button their BDU pants in the back.
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2011, 11:08:15 AM »
Its those that button their BDU pants in the back.

VV was a jarhead? No shit....
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2011, 11:10:59 AM »
VV was a jarhead? No shit....

And what I hear, he wasn't very good a pulling guard duty neither.
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 11:32:43 AM »
So, the rumors about Marines, they're true eh?

If you are talking about Hollywood marines.
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 11:35:08 AM »
If you are talking about Hollywood marines.

Since its under the Dept of the Navy, like these guys?

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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2011, 11:37:58 AM »
Since its under the Dept of the Navy, like these guys?



Two things...

First by Hollywood marines I mean ones that went through boot camp in San Diego in lieu of Parris island.

Secondly, we are a department of the navy.  The men's department.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2011, 11:42:11 AM »
Two things...

First by Hollywood marines I mean ones that went through boot camp in San Diego in lieu of Parris island.

Secondly, we are a department of the navy.  The men's department.

Yeah, that's what I was getting at. Could you ever imagine Cruise and Kilmer at Parris Island? I love Top Gun, bt its fake as hell. They might break a nail. I thought the same of him in A Few Good Men as well. At least Mel Gibson is believable as a bad ass miltary hero.

I guffawed at your second line.
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2011, 11:43:07 AM »
Two things...

First by Hollywood marines I mean ones that went through boot camp in San Diego in lieu of Parris island.

Secondly, we are a department of the navy.  The men's department.

So, let me get what you are saying here.  Marines = only good part of the Navy, the rest are all gay?
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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2011, 11:44:08 AM »
Yeah, that's what I was getting at. Could you ever imagine Cruise and Kilmer at Parris Island? I love Top Gun, bt its fake as hell. They might break a nail. I thought the same of him in A Few Good Men as well. At least Mel Gibson is believable as a bad ass miltary hero.

I guffawed at your second line.


Top gun is Navy based and both of them were playing Navy pilots.  Not Marines.  You didn't see any Harriers did you?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Saban To Texas
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2011, 11:44:55 AM »
So, let me get what you are saying here.  Marines = only good part of the Navy, the rest are all gay?

You don't say much sir but when you do you get right to the point and I applaud you for it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."