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CARBON BELCH DAY
« on: May 28, 2008, 05:00:10 PM »
June 12th...everybody remember to cookout (or barbeque what-ever you want to call it), drive a lot, leave all the lights on, smoke some cigars, belch, fart, etc.  I like this idea for an effort to at least bring some rational thought to the table on this issue by showing these greenies how silly this carbon-credit nonsense really is...we'll see what happens.

This is from Grassfire.org (a conservative site I read frequently) and Information Week...not much of a prelude is needed but as usual all emphasis and subtext is my own in the article quote.

Here's the main website:
http://www.carbonbelchday.com/

Here's the "Carbon Belch Calculator":
(By the way, I scored 237 lbs of CO2 for my Carbon Belch.)
http://www.carbonbelchday.com/calculator.asp?RID=&PID=

Here's the article:
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Global Warming Skeptics Plot 'Carbon Belch Day'

Conservative grassroots group Grassfire.org wants people to waste as much energy as possible on June 12 to break free from "carbon footprint guilt."

By Paul McDougall,  InformationWeek
May 27, 2008

Conservative grassroots group Grassfire.org wants people to waste as much energy as possible on June 12 by "hosting a barbecue, going for a drive, watching television, leaving a few lights on, or even smoking a few cigars."

Steaks, beer, brown whiskey, cigars...sounds like a plan to me!

The point: the group wants to "help Americans break free from the 'carbon footprint guilt' being imposed by Climate Alarmists."

The author is too kind...they are GLOBAL WARMING CULTISTS.

Grassfire.org says it's skeptical over claims that man-made sources of carbon dioxide emissions -- from automobile exhausts to manufacturing plants -- are raising the Earth's temperature at a dangerous rate. Theories about global warming were highlighted by former Vice President Al Gore's 2006 film, An Inconvenient Truth.

And that is EXACTLY what they are...theories.

Grassfire.org president Steve Elliott, in a statement, said such theories are off the mark. "It's time for Americans to purge ourselves of the false guilt that Al Gore and the Climate Alarmists have placed on us," Elliott said.

Grassfire.org said it chose June 12 as the day it wants Americans to rev up their SUVs because it coincides with expected debate in Congress over a $1.2 billion carbon tax rebate program. "Carbon Belch Day will have at least as much impact on the so-called 'planetary emergency' of man-made global warming as the goofy save the earth mandates telling us to turn our lights off for an hour," said Elliott.

Cities around the world went dark for an hour on March 31 to mark "Earth Hour," an event created by the World Wide Fund for Nature to inspire people to find ways to use less energy.

Grassfire.org is the latest group to question whether global warming is a real phenomenon, or whether it's as severe as portrayed in Gore's film. London's Daily Telegraph this week called environmentalism "the new secular faith."

The paper said the United Kingdom's carbon credits program for industry is "just like the medieval trade in indulgences, where remission for sins was granted by the Church once the sinner confessed and received absolution."

But, it's a new way to play on people's green guilt and raise taxes at the same time.

Noted physicist Frederick Seitz, a former president of the National Academy of Sciences, has also questioned the accuracy of global warming theories, as have a number of other academics.

Despite such skepticism, many U.S. companies -- including IT vendors like Hewlett-Packard and Microsoft -- are developing new lines of energy-saving products billed as Earth friendly. IBM, for instance, recently launched Project Big Green, a $1 billion investment to increase the energy efficiency of the company's offerings.

For buyers of such systems, whether or not global warming is real is beside the point. Skyrocketing fuel costs are forcing businesses to cut down on energy consumption in as many ways as possible. As a result, it's unlikely many will decide to "belch" away hard-earned dollars on June 12.

Here's the link for the article in Information Week: http://www.informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=208400325
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Re: CARBON BELCH DAY
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 10:39:58 AM »
June 12th...everybody remember to cookout (or barbeque what-ever you want to call it), drive a lot, leave all the lights on, smoke some cigars, belch, fart, etc.  I like this idea for an effort to at least bring some rational thought to the table on this issue by showing these greenies how silly this carbon-credit nonsense really is...we'll see what happens.
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Here's the "Carbon Belch Calculator":
(By the way, I scored 237 lbs of CO2 for my Carbon Belch.)
http://www.carbonbelchday.com/calculator.asp?RID=&PID=

Well, I pulled a 255, but I included taking the boat for a cruise around the lake. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: CARBON BELCH DAY
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 10:49:55 AM »
DAMN!  I can only get a 126.  If the 12th were on a weekend I think I could do a bit better.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: CARBON BELCH DAY
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 10:59:31 AM »
DAMN!  I can only get a 126.  If the 12th were on a weekend I think I could do a bit better.

You fuckin' under-achiever!  Grill out...  Smoke some cigars...  Start a fire...  I know that you can do better. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: CARBON BELCH DAY
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2008, 11:11:11 AM »
You fuckin' under-achiever!  Grill out...  Smoke some cigars...  Start a fire...  I know that you can do better. 

I think I should actually get considerable more points based on not recycling aluminum for that day.  I have more of that product at my disposal than most.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: CARBON BELCH DAY
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 05:47:49 PM »
I think I should actually get considerable more points based on not recycling aluminum for that day.  I have more of that product at my disposal than most.

Yeah, me too, I've got nearly 2 truckloads after a project got cancelled.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson